RoyHasIssues
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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12 Jun 2026
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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27 May 2026
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Teach me what I never knew by Shawty_i_dont_mind
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
02 Feb 2024
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Gricko stares at his popcorn ceiling as the golden rays of sun slowly spread across his room. His alarm chimed angrily at him from his rickety bedside table.
Sighing, he sits up, slaps a hand over the off button, and drags himself out of his comfortable, warm bed.
His socked feet create small bursts of static along the carpet of his bedroom as he trudges to the living room to prepare breakfast.
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The human/band AU that nobody asked for.
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09 Sep 2024
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BLU team has a new Spy.
The RED Sniper really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like the last Spy every day. However, when the new man arrives, he’s not what the Sniper’s expecting. Not at all. Things are about to get a lot more complicated.Series
- Part 2 of Do Unto Others
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22 Sep 2023
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A client arrives covered in mud and leaves with a tale of a vanished sister, a cult in the mountain forest, and a strange, pale thing chasing her. The case is simple- exorcise whatever haunts the woods, nothing they haven't done before. However, with a missing woman and a cult in the mix, things are not so straightforward. The forest is thick and isolated, with plenty of places for a spirit, or a cult, to hide.
To exorcise the beast, Serizawa and Reigen will need to venture deep into the pines.
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27 Jul 2023