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The Face That Launched a Thousand Ships (And a TV Show) by selmu
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
08 Feb 2026
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"This is unacceptable," Caitlyn's voice cut through the air.
"Yeah?" Vi leaned back in her chair, a smirk stretching across her face - one she knew was absolutely insufferable. "I’m a big fan of doing the unacceptable every now and then. Keeps life spicy, y'know?"
The piercing blue eyes staring at her narrowed, and Vi felt her grin widen. Oh, this is gonna be fun. Uptight. Spoiled. And, to Vi’s absolute dismay, absurdly hot. The challenge was written all over Caitlyn Kiramman’s face.
"Is that how you ended up in prison?"
Vi blinked. She hadn't expected that.
But she recovered quickly, casually plucking a cupcake from the plate in front of her. "Nah, that was just my sunny personality that got me there," she said and took a slow bite.
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Remember that one guy whose mugshot went viral, and he ended up becoming a model after getting out of prison? Now imagine that, but it’s Vi. And Caitlyn is the bestselling author of a wildly popular fantasy novel that’s getting a TV adaptation. Turns out, Vi looks exactly like the protagonist she created.
Cue two useless lesbians, Vi being a menace, Caitlyn being very into that, and plenty of shenanigans.
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07 Jun 2026
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Beatrice could see that she was in trouble, blood drenched the material of her white shirt and was slowly starting to form a puddle on the ground around her. Rushing closer Beatrice's heart stopped when the bleeding woman turned her face towards her.
What the fuck?
“AVA?!”
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When a battered Ava returns to Beatrice with a dark secret and a cryptic warning, the OCS must work with an old enemy to stop Reya's evil plan and break her mysterious hold over the Halo bearer before it's too late.
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08 Mar 2026
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AU. Ava Silva is a young actress with a resurrected Hollywood career. Beatrice is a UFC fighter who moves in next door to her in Malibu. Her training keeps the actress up at night.
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- Part 1 of The Spaces Between
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02 Mar 2026
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Beatrice is leaving Switzerland the next morning. Ava is going back to Spain too. If they end up one night in the same bar, then in the same bed, it's their business and no one else's.
Three years later, Beatrice has just opened a new department of her parents' company in Spain when someone decides to ring her doorbell.
And Ava stands on her doorstep with her two year old boy on her hip that she claims to be Beatrice's.
Lilith is going to have a field trip with this.Basically, they hook up one night, and then Ava shows up three years later with a tiny Diego on her hip like 'Beatrice you are the father!'
I'm bored, I'm fighting for my life in college, I like unrealistic shit that's funny, and I'm giving you this to feed upon.
Read at your own risks. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT SOMETHING SERIOUS.Series
- Part 1 of The Village
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25 Feb 2026
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Because it turns out the Halo can want things now, sort of. Not the way a human would, with thoughts or motivation or articulable desires. The Halo wants things the way a tree wants water and shoves a taproot through flagstone to get it, which is all well and good for the tree, but less so for the idiot trying to keep her patio intact. Unfortunately for Ava, she’s both the idiot and the taproot. The flagstone is her dignity. The water – for reasons becoming rapidly and unavoidably apparent – is Beatrice.
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the one where the halo imprints on beatrice like a duckling and is dead-set on making it ava’s problem
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- Part 1 of sentient halo au
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23 Feb 2026