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    Homecoming AU.

    Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

    So he leaves.

    Simple.

    Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

    And that’s when things get complicated.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Neil Josten has recently moved in with his two boyfriends, exy celebrities Andrew Minyard and Kevin Day, and things are...fine. They're great. Perfect actually. Except for the fact that Neil doesn't feel like he belongs - in his boyfriend's penthouse suite OR their relationship. Whereas Andrew and Kevin are perfect, he just...isn't.

    Maybe it's the way Andrew and Kevin literally picked him up off the street and swept him into the comforts of their world. Maybe it's the large, looming secret that hangs over his head, shadowing his every move. Maybe it's because he can't even stand to look at himself in the mirror, so why would anyone else?

    Or maybe it's because he knows he's nothing...and he's just waiting for them to figure it out too.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    He slides off of the arm of the chair and onto where Duke gestured, trying not to land too heavy. As he does it he watches Robby’s expression change – concern melting away as he raises his eyebrows and runs a hand through his beard. He looks impressed. Dennis made the right move.
    Duke sounds delighted, “There we go. Taking it like a man, aren’t you? Not so shy around a bit of attention.”
    Dennis feels himself flush at this, it escapes no one’s notice and a moment of quiet falls in the garage. Some old rock tune in the background plays on. There’s a sense of anticipation; they want to know what Dennis will say.
    “I can take it,” he repeats.
    “Good man.”
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    Dennis has always struggled to fit in as one of the guys, so when Robby invites him out for a boys’ night, Dennis is anxious to prove that he belongs.
    He certainly couldn’t have hoped for this – becoming the main attraction for a night he’s never going to forget.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.

    [An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].

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    19 Apr 2026

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    'There's a notification clogging up his screen.

    Dennis Whitaker (R1): Hey, just wanted to check in with you after yesterday. It was intense. And also, that thing you were asking about? I feel like Trin kinda got in your head about it. Amy's really just a friend. She needs help on the farm, with a baby, and I'm pretty good at farmwork. That's all.

    It's entirely too much justification for your boss.'

     

    Robby finally makes it to his sabbatical.

    Whitaker finds himself a little adrift without his boss around.

    Jack is just trying to make sure the both of them are happy.

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    31 Mar 2026