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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into domestic life and sexytimes. Aziraphale, irrationally worried that Crowley might get bored of him in the bedroom, orders some chocolate spiked with boner enhancing drugs as a surprise to spice things up. Things do not go as planned.
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    This is not my fault, bluesky made me.

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    21 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Crowley loves Aziraphale. To the end of the world, to the end of Heaven and Hell, to the mountain at the end of the universe, and back. This he knows to be true. He also knows that he doesn't completely trust his angel. Not with his heart. He needs proof, hard evidence, that Aziraphale will choose him. That if any other world-altering event should occur, Crowley will be at the head of the cue. Not humanity.
    Far from the Earth, there is a garden. Isolated and glorious, lush and green. A little biosphere all of its own, overlooking Alpha Centauri. It is a garden Crowley has cultivated for centuries. Loving and nurturing it for them, and this is where he brings Aziraphale when the world fails to end once more. This is where Aziraphale must choose to stay, or allow them to drift away.

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sadness leaked under the door. It poured in a steady trickle, black as ink and staining everything it touched. The luminous pink of the neon signage on the walls dulled and flickered on and off. At least half the staff of the last shift had thrown their lanyards at the duty manager. Leaving in a stream of mascara tears. When it came to clocking in, the new arrivals looked about with trepidation, their feet sticking to the treacle-thick liquid pouring from the booth at the end of the corridor.

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Crowley has the unfortunate task of burgling a flat whilst in Heat. If he's lucky, the flat won't belong to an Alpha.

    He is not lucky.

     

    **Written for the GOmegaverse vol 3 zine.**

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    16 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    It’s the third date! As such, Aziraphale has booked a hotel room for himself and the long haired red-head ‘Omega’ he met at a Scent Blind Dating event. They're both in for a surprise when trousers come off!

     

    **Written for the GOmegaverse vol 3 zine**

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    16 Mar 2026