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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Hello?”
    For a second there’s only grainy silence on the other end of the line. Eddie says “Hello?” again and is about to hang up when he hears, “Hey, Nice Guy,” and realizes that what he had assumed was static is actually the sound of Vic breathing directly into the microphone.
    “Hey, Vic,” he says, suspicious that something’s gone shit-side up already. “Or, fuck, I should be calling you Blonde, huh? What’s up? You guys got the stones?”
    “Nope.”

    White shoots Blonde. Things go differently.

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    23 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Izzy notices 3 things immediately upon waking up:
    First: this is not his bed (far too soft, and are these silk sheets?!)
    Second: he has the mother of all headaches.
    And third, and most alarmingly: there is a very tall, very warm, and very naked body wrapped around his own.

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    This started as a twtfic and then it got out of hand, so here we are. Canon Izzy wakes up in 2017 after being shot by Ricky. Lucius just wants to cuddle with his boyfriend. Everybody is confused. How did Izzy end up here? How is he supposed to get back? Even I don't know, so let's fucking go.

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    28 Jan 2024