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"Mum said puberty is going to hit me like a train any day now, so I thought I should learn a bit about sexual attraction now, before the hormones turn my brain to jelly. But it's all right, I'll just look it up on the intern—"
"NO," Roy barks. "Do not fucking look it up on the internet. We'll talk about it... later, all right? After dinner." He can cobble together a workable game plan by then. Or text his sister and make her take care of it. Either way.
"Okay," Phoebe agrees. "But if the puberty train hits before then, I'll be woefully unprepared and it will be all your fault."
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21 Jun 2026
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archiveofourown.org/works/62439418
brilliant
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Show Our Rookie How It’s Done by Dandelion_After_Dark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jun 2026
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Luca Haas grew up idolizing two hockey legends: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander.
Now he’s on their team, skating beside them every day—and trying very hard not to embarrass himself in front of his captain.Unfortunately, Luca has never been particularly good at hiding his crush.
Ilya notices everything.
Shane notices too.Eventually, curiosity turns into an invitation.
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The handprints keep flashing in his mind. Dark against Shane’s skin. Fingers splayed. Too deliberate to be an accident.
Bruises happen. Hockey players bruise like breathing is involuntary. Like ice is cold.
But those had not been from a hit or a fall or a puck to the wrong place.
Those were hands.
Ilya’s hands.
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07 Jun 2026
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You have three new messages. First message, from 4:12 AM.
Hey Samira, I’m gonna just keep calling until I’ve spoken to you or you show up in the Pitt, but uh… you gotta come get your boy. He’s f-fine, just a little concussion, it may or may not be my fault—I didn’t start the fight, but I sure didn’t de-escalate it, you know? Anyway, Abbot saved my ass from getting murked in Chairs and uh. It’s not great. Love you, bye!
Second message, from 4:18 AM.
Hey Samira, he’s specifically asked me to stop calling you, but I’m more afraid of you than I’m afraid of him, because you’ll be disappointed in me and that’s worse—
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Jack Abbot takes a punch. It's not what hurts the most.
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“How long do I have you for?”
“For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.
“Then we better make the most of them.”
Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.
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- Part 3 of favored nations
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"It's Santos."
Parker's dry observations flitted through Jack's mind again—that ever-present question of whether he should raise it...but now didn't seem like the time. "A month in and still driving you up the wall? What'd she do this time?"
Robby shook his head, despairing. "What didn't she do?" Then he refocused on Jack, something sharper there, more intent. "Doesn't matter. Distract me?"
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10 Mar 2026
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it'll cost you, not enough to bring you down by notlichenthis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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"You are Hunter's boyfriend," the guy says, looming. He's holding a glass of vodka that probably costs more than what Kip earns in a day.
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31 Jan 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/76799151
scott/kip
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Judges by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.
“Do you still read New Yorker?”
OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
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Abbot lifted his head to look down at her. “See, that’s the post-traumatic stress. Something happens that your brain decides is a life or death situation. You have a massive adrenaline kick while it’s all happening, and then when it’s bleeding out of you on the comedown, your brain throws out anything that’s not completely vital. The amount of car crash patients we have who don’t even remember coming to the ER when they submit requests for their medical records for insurance… the brain’s a weird thing, Mohan.”
“Yeah,” she said, shooting him a look out of the side of her eyes. “It can even make you convinced you have to hurt yourself in order to seek external validation when the most logical course of action is rest.”
He snorted softly, shaking his head and leaning it back. “God,” he muttered, his cheeks stained pink. “Robby was right. You should have gone into psych.”
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A night shift from hell ends in Mohan giving Abbot a ride back to his place, where tensions finally boil over.
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13 Jan 2026
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its so so so so so good
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65241505
silver and red
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“Will you teach me?” she asks, an unconscious echo of her first approach to him.
“That’s not what we’ve been doing, Samira?”
She finishes the rest of her beer and puts it back down on the table with a loud clunk. “Will you teach me to do a crike with my eyes closed?” She looks up at him. Her turn to counter, now, with a purposeful, “Jack?”
His jaw ticks. She smiles.
After Pittfest, Samira asks Dr. Abbot for a crash course in combat medicine. She gets more than she bargained for.
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13 Jan 2026
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teach me
so let me see those hands
morphosyntactichttps://archiveofourown.org/works/65505847
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“What the hell are you doing here?” Abbot asked. He nodded for her to continue walking
“A physician walking into a hospital just before shift change,” She watched as a grin spread across his face. “It’s a riddle no one has been able to crack.”
“You’re finally working nights?”
“I switched with Ellis,” She said. “So, you’re stuck with me for the next three days.” Her steps faltered. “Finally?”
“Are you serious? I’ve been trying to poach you from day shift since PittFest.”
“Really?”
“Really.” His response was almost instant. “You were incredible. The IO borehole, the pigtail catheter; I’m going to be talking about that for the rest of my life. Of course I want you for night shift.”
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The year it takes Samira and Jack to find one another.
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13 Jan 2026
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you don't owe me anything
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By the time smoke floods the Emergency Department and the fire alarms start going off, Jack Abbot isn’t there at all.
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13 Jan 2026
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archiveofourown.org/works/64916284
welcome to wherever you are
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We'll Have to Muddle Through Somehow by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Green Arrow (Comics), Batman (Comics)
30 Dec 2022
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“Why are you here?” Roy asks.
Jason’s face softens. “You’re tired,” he says, as if it’s obvious. “I’m here to let you be tired.”
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26 Dec 2025
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43941348
We'll Have to Muddle Through Somehow
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Clint stares down the lat pulldown machine. He's not blinking first.
"You're being a dumbass," Kate informs him. "Cross-training is not a sacrifice of your core values as a human being."
"No, just a sacrifice of my core values as a real-ass bitch." Clint casts a scornful glance into the wall of mirrors reflecting the free weights area. "Look at these guys. Fucking robots. Insert protein powder, excrete reps. I will bite a cyanide capsule before I become one of them."
Kate rolls her eyes. "Oh yeah, neck pain and headaches are super badass. You're so cool, when I grow up I wanna develop a severe muscle imbalance just like you."
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23 Dec 2025
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43315207
Targeted Areas by jedusaur
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Red Paint by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), DCU (Comics)
13 Dec 2021
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Roy is talking to somebody on the phone now, his voice muffled through the door. Lian can hear enough to pick up pieces of the one-sided conversation. She hears the word ambulance, followed by their address. She hears what sounds like a sob at first, but it can’t be that. Lian’s dad would never cry like that.
She hears, My husband tried to kill himself, and then, brokenly, Hurry.
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- Part 12 of Whumptober 2021: Electric Boogaloo
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18 Nov 2025
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When Roy settles down onto a Gotham rooftop to wait for a target, just about the last thing he's expecting is for some random - not a Bat - vigilante to drop down and get comfortable next to him. The guy's maybe a little strangely avoidant of his questions, but he doesn't seem like he means any harm, and it certainly doesn't hurt that he's handsome too.
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Tony's a brat. It's just the truth. There's always that voice in his head that tells him to push, refuse, disobey. And that means no dom has the time or patience or skill to take him down into the subspace he craves.
That is, until he meets Steve Rogers.
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27 Oct 2025
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“Did you know that more than half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet?” Long, gloved fingers curl around a clenched fist, squeezing until there’s a huff of aggravation, tense jaw clenching, nails forced to bite into palm. “I think about that whenever someone says, “I’m gonna break every bone in your body”.”
The gloved hand releases, the shadow moves. He has little use for the finer tools, usually, but the slow-crawling pleasure of having time laps up his spine like a lover’s tongue, makes him fluid, comfortable in this tiny room, rank with sweat and fear. He grabs a hammer. Small, not something designed for construction. Precise.
“I think, ‘Well, that’s ridiculous. It’d be way too much work’.” He forces the hammer into the grip of the fist, so the fingers have no choice but to uncurl, and grabs the pointer and middle with bruising force. Their eyes meet. “But I could break half the bones in your body.”
A snap. A scream.
“Without even breaking a sweat.”
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Things To Do In New York City When You're No Longer Brainwashed. by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels) for dsudis
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America: The Winter Solider
26 Oct 2014
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Clint starts a lingerie store. It makes sense at the time. (No, it doesn't.)
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Sergeant Barnes and his Captain by actualalligator
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Mar 2023
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It's the middle of the night, and Clint is starving.
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- Part 1 of there is a season
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Bookmarked by SarcasmLand
26 Dec 2024
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:D love clintbucky
read all this persons stuff btw