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Aqua Vitae by a_stray_thief (ashtraythief) for aythia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Ilya doesn’t even know why he takes the bottle, maybe as some sort of weird memento of Shane bending for Ilya and the things Ilya likes, despite his diet and his no drinking during the season rule. And, of course, as a reminder of Shane’s moans echoing off of Ilya’s kitchen counters.
He’s not even thinking about what it looks like when he reaches for the bottle in the locker room after practice and chugs half its contents.
“Fuck, Roz,” Marleau says next to him. “Isn’t it a bit early for that?”
Or: Five times people think Ilya is drinking vodka straight from the bottle, and one time he actually does.
Bookmarked by BitchesandBroomsticks (SassenachWitch)
22 Jul 2026
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The Jane from Montreal Mystery by a_stray_thief (ashtraythief)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Mar 2026
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“So,” Cliff starts. “Ottawa.”
“Ottawa,” Roz repeats, and the way he says it, half-amused, half-quizzical, gives Cliff nothing.
“It’s not Montreal.”
Roz looks offended. “Why would I go to fucking Montreal?”
Cliff shrugs, going for casual. “Montreal Girl? I thought, you know, if you ever go to Canada…”
Roz scoffs. “You and Montreal girl. You say I am obsessed with her, but is you who always talks about her.”
“Yeah, because you’re always texting her!”
“Well, I like to get laid.”
And there’s Cliff’s opening.
Or: Cliff has been suspecting that Roz moved to Ottawa for his Montreal girl for a while now. And tonight, they’re going to go out for drinks and he’s finally going to get some answers. Not even two overeager rookies are going to stop him. Except things don’t quite go as Cliff planned and Jane from Montreal is not what he expected.
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- Part 2 of Hollanov from the Outside
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Bookmarked by BitchesandBroomsticks (SassenachWitch)
22 Jul 2026
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The Destruction of Montreal by a_stray_thief (ashtraythief)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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“Ilya, you’re playing the Voyageurs next, in Montreal. How are you feeling about that?” An ESPN mic is held to his face.
Rozanov grins. “Really good. About time. I know we have been winning a lot, but is always the most fun to beat Montreal.”
“The situation’s kind of changed though, hasn’t it?”
“Is true.” Rozanov looks almost thoughtful. “It used to be the most fun to beat them because they had the best player on their team. Now…” Rozanov trails off. He chances a look to the side, as if to check if someone’s there or not. “Now is going to be fun because they are very stupid.” Rozanov’s face is very hard. Serious. Angry. Scary.
Or: Signing with the Montreal Voyageurs should have been the best day in Jordan Bicker’s career. If only it weren’t for Ilya Rozanov…
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- Part 3 of Hollanov from the Outside
Bookmarked by BitchesandBroomsticks (SassenachWitch)
22 Jul 2026
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OUTTAKES by confusionmeisss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jul 2026
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ideas/tweets from my ilya terrorizes the internet series that i couldn't figure out how to turn into full installments but i still liked what i came up with, so i just put them all here!
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- Part 19 of ilya rozanov terrorizes the internet
Bookmarked by BitchesandBroomsticks (SassenachWitch)
22 Jul 2026
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shane hollander breaks the internet by confusionmeisss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Apr 2026
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Peloton ✔️
@onepeloton
Things get heated with Shane Hollander 🥵or, shane does an ad with peloton and ilya acts accordingly
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- Part 13 of ilya rozanov terrorizes the internet
Bookmarked by BitchesandBroomsticks (SassenachWitch)
22 Jul 2026