Scorpionsu
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I write poetry sometimes when i'm not writing fics so i thought i should post them here :p
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“What is that?” Phil is starting to think that he really should be getting more sleep.
“It's a hole.” The younger one says, like it's the most obvious thing in the world. And maybe it is. What else could it be?
“Yes I can see that,” Phil does not understand how Wilbur is holding it together like he is. “But what's it doing there?” He tiptoes over to the hole to take a quick look and all that greets him is inky darkness.
“I woke up this morning,” he takes another sip and gulps audibly “and there was a hole.”
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inspired by the tik tok audio entitled the hole.
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Proud And Glorious Draconic Way by Mirrorney
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
15 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan was quite tired of his life not going how he wanted it to go. First it was the mention of sickness when he was 5 then he was being bedridden from 10-19 then once he was 20 and was declared almost free of the sickness his weak ass throat can’t swallow a meat bun!! And now he was a fucking fish. A beautiful one but still a fucking fish! All he could remember was reading the final few chapters of fuck ass Proud Glorious Draconic Way, a shitty novel with a shitty author. The premise of the story sounded decent enough. A young half dragon , Luo Binghe works as an attendant along with 6 others for right hand advisor Shen Qingqiu, who in turn serves the king of Cang Qiong Kingdom, Yue Qingyuan. Luo Binghe struggles with his sword stances, military strategies and diplomatic tactics due to being forcefully held back by Shen Qingqiu. Once he was found out to have dragonic origins he was forcefully kicked down to a fiery volcano where he battles inner demons and emerges anew.
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It Takes A Village (or one really sticky demon lord) by smellslikecitrus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2023
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There’s a baby.
There’s a baby in Shen Qingqiu’s empty robes, occupying the space that Shen Qingqiu stated with great conviction was the most comfortable spot on this gigantic fucking bed, Binghe, move, and it looks as if it’s about to cry. It pauses its fussing to blink at him, huge, dark, impossibly familiar eyes framed by long wet lashes peeping up at him from a tiny round face. It observes him, shocked, in the same split second that it takes Luo Binghe to realize what exactly it is, then it scrunches its button nose, squeezes its eyes shut, and lets loose the loudest wail Luo Binghe has ever heard in his entire cursed life.
Luo Binghe will never admit that while the child screamed bloody murder, his first reaction was to flinch away so violently that he ended up with his back to the unforgiving stone floor. Why are you crying, I’m the one who wants to cry!
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Shen Qingqiu is forced into a special event, while his unfortunate husband has to take care of an admittedly adorable and very smart child in his... absence.- Language:
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13 Jun 2026
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Meet Cute (these dorks) by Mayvn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Apr 2021
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The instant he turned to dash into the fight, Liu Qingge froze as he saw Not Shen Qingqiu standing coolly over one unconscious thug, guqin in both hands and still in a pose that clearly showed he had, in fact, just bludgeoned someone with the end of his guqin. Not Shen Qingqiu smirked and tilted his head back cockily.
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LQG finds SY running away from a sticky situation and brings him back to Cang Qiong in hopes that he can keep the man from getting himself mugged. SY is just relieved he doesn’t have to pretend to be a girl anymore. -
冰清玉洁 | Clear as ice, clean as jade by mocheng
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2026
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After Luo Binghe crawls out of the abyss the first thing he does is finding his Shizun. It takes them one dream to clear their misunderstandings (most of them at least), another one to relieve Luo Binghe's rut, and yet another one to cure Shen Qingqiu's "fever".
But those are just dreams right? Besides, Shen Qingqiu is a beta right?
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So why is there a bun cooking in his oven?!
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You Will Be the Guest of a Most Gracious Host by Janusoverlord
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Apr 2020
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Ever since he was young Luo Binghe has looked up to Shen Qingqiu as the peak of elegance, poise and beauty. He has wanted to be his equal, wanted to have something, someone, like that for himself. A beautiful husband. A beautiful marriage. But ah, to be turned away by his Shizun.
Well. He wouldn't give him the choice.
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07 Jun 2026