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Where Harry has to go through year five grieving Cedric’s death, with his friends hiding things from him, Dumbledore ignoring him, and Umbridge harassing him…
…but also dealing with the fact that Draco Malfoy is being… reasonable.
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Where the only thing that still feels familiar… is Draco Malfoy.
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Draco hates he's being forced to teach Occlumency to Harry.
Harry hates it too. Probably.
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14 Jun 2026
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Ch17 cuteee they patonrus pes r changingg
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pink-edged petals by notatakenusername for jmrdidafin707
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2025
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Every Saturday, Marlene goes to art club. And every Saturday, without fail, Dorcas Meadowes is always there.
Marlene wishes she wasn't.
No, seriously.
Or,
“You simply cannot talk Sirius, harping on about Quidditch every four seconds—”
“You wound me, Marls! You’re on the team! And like you aren’t on and on about art club how much you wanna fuck Meadowes—”
“I do not!”
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Recipe for Disaster (to the 1970’s) by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2026
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Both boys stopped arguing, whipping around to face Dumbledore.
“Tell me, what year is it?”
“1995,” both answered instantly. Dumbledore sighed.
“Unfortunately, Poppy, it seems my theory is correct.”
Madam Pomfrey looked heavily troubled, chewing on her lip and sighing.
“Albus cast a tempus . The boys need to know…”
Dumbledore shot Harry a piercing look as if analyzing him, before raising his wand.
“Tempus,” he murmured, and Harry instantly stilled with shock at the result.
1976.
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After a disastrous incident in Harry's fifth-year potions class, he and Malfoy are forcibly thrust into the past where they both face the old Hogwarts and its students.
Unfortunately (or fortunately) for Harry, this includes facing his parents and their friends. Determined to continue his education in Hogwarts while laying low, he and Malfoy continue their lessons as fifth-years. All they have to do is lay low and not be found out.
How hard could it be?
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13 Jun 2026
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Ahhh so cute draco discovers racism like a queen
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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24 May 2025
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GTIS IS FIREEERRRRRR :ÐDDDDDDDDDD LES GOOOOOOOOOOO
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Percy Weasley, reaching the golden years of his marriage and of his life, DIES. Then finds himself back in his 17 year old body, in his last year of schooling. Can he use this second chance to shift the tide of the war and spare the lives of his family and friends?
Oliver Wood, old as fuck, fuck ass old, DIES. Then finds himself back in his 17 year old body, in his last year of schooling.
Now he just has to figure out why Percy Weasley is acting so weird.
OR: Percy and Oliver redo life from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. But they don’t know the other person is a time traveler.
OR: Gellert Grindelwald isn’t a genocidal killer anymore because of the Rainforest Cafe.
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17 Dec 2024
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Ahhhhhhh I love olis characteristics n overall all of drm they so cuteeee