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Single Father of One (1) Flour Child by Ramabear (RyMagnatar) for BorealisPhoenix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2026
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During sixth year, Harry and his yearmates are gathered to participate in an inter-house multi-week project to take care of a little magical doll that would act just like a real baby in order to emulate a popular Muggle school activity of a similar nature. The students have to pair up and 'adopt' a baby together, promoting cooperation as well as responsibility. However, because of the uneven number of students, one of them has to be a single parent.
Of course, Harry Potter ends up raising his doll alone.
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- Part 6 of Rabbit Warren
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22 Jun 2026
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Absolute Boyfriend LQG-00 by PeerlessCourgette (marimorimo)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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Due to a shipping error, Shen Yuan ends up with a RealBoyfriend ULTRA PRO android modeled after Liu Qingge.
Naturally, he immediately tries to return it. Unfortunately, the android has already imprinted on him.
Shen Yuan: This is a mistake.
Liu Qingge.exe: Boyfriend acquired.
Shen Yuan: No.
Liu Qingge.exe: Yes.
OOC! OOC! Shen Yuan demands a product return, right this minute!
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OR: Shen Yuan accidentally receives a Liu Qingge sex doll, customer support is useless, and Liu Qingge is determined to speedrun a relationship.- Language:
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21 Jun 2026
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Lord Voldemort held up Potter’s marked arm for the rest to see as if they hadn’t already. “Harry Potter is now one of your own.”
Harry Potter turned and with a large grin waved at Severus. Then twisting back towards their lord he asked over his shoulder, “Am I supposed to hug you now or kiss your feet or something?”
Their lord sighed. “No, Harry.”
“Are you sure? This feels like a hugging moment.”
Severus peeled himself away from the rest and swooped the boy away before he could embarrass himself farther. Under his breath he muttered, “You can hug Sirius when you get home. We do not hug our lord.”
“Sirius gives the best hugs, of course, you already know that.”
Bellatrix would be thrilled at seeing Severus Snape humiliated so, under his large hood, she was sure his face was flushed with it, but her mind was still twisted with unease. She doubted she was alone.
Harry Potter had just marked himself with a large target and he would never be one of their own.
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20 Jun 2026
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On Your Knees by Iotacf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2026
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War God!” Luo Binghe unsheathes Zheng Yang, pointing the gleaming blade at Liu Qingge with a toothy feral grin. “This Lord has come to challenge you.”
Despite craving a good fight, Liu Qingge doesn’t leap at him immediately though he does unsheathe Cheng Luan. The demon’s behaving strangely—stranger than unusual, holding himself differently—enough that he doubts for a moment if that’s really him. There are shape-shifting demons after all and Luo Binghe had warned him of his less savoury doppelganger, but then Luo Binghe breaks out into a big dopey smile, intimidating demon Lord aura temporarily shattered and mock-whispers, “It’s me Shishu, I’m just pretending.”
Pretending? Why would he-
Shizun calls it ‘role-playing’
Liu Qingge scowls. “What are you doing?”
“Challenging you.” He repeats, slipping back into his act.
“Ridiculous.” Liu Qingge sighs, brandishes Cheng Luan. “What do you want?”
Luo Binghe grins wolfishly and looks him up and down, gaze heavy as a caress. “You.”
Liu Qingge turns away, face burning. “Shameless.”
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Can be read as a standalone
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- Part 6 of Quarry: Extended Cut
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19 Jun 2026
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heart's bane by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua’s face falls. “I could tell you now, my king, but you would not be predisposed to believing me, like you usually are.”
“Then why would I listen to you?”
Shang Qinghua lets out a shaky breath. “Because my husband always listens to me,” he says quietly.
(Or, the one where Mobei Jun is poisoned, and cannot remember Shang Qinghua.)
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17 Jun 2026