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Dating Tips: You Can Learn Anything on TV! by Chaos_Breeds
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
22 Mar 2026
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Tenna set a hand on her shoulder, and Spamton watched in shock when Susie didn't buck off the offending appendage. "Young love is sweet! Hopeful! It's the stuff of legend!"
Susie peeked out from her fingers, skeptical. "Oh yeah? You ever been in love before?"
Oh [Heaven]. Oh [MERCY]. Oh [#%#|^].
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Or, the one in which Susie goes to Tenna for some advice.
Wearing the Dealmakers, of course. Spamton has some completely normal, [glitchy], non-pining opinions about this.
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Chapter Two: Susie's got an idea about blind dates. Spamton hates it, until he doesn't.
Chapters 3-6: NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION: THE ACTUAL SPAMTENNA DATE! Huzzah!!!!
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21 Jun 2026
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Spamton is the boss of ADWorld, the living room's dark fountain. Tenna is the busted old TV who made a deal with the benefactor on the phone.
Turns out, it doesn't make much of a difference. After all, we all know how this story goes.
Lord of Screens, cleaved red by blade.
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That's right, it's a Spamtenna Swap AU! From Big Shots to canon to back again - Tenna's a mess, Spamton's doomed by the narrative, and I'll claw a happy ending out of this story if it kills me.
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18 Jun 2026
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Concern sparked through Tenna. When he caught side of her face, it magnified tenfold.
Susie looked awful.
The bags under her eyes, usually more stylist choice than anything, seem dark enough to bruise. Her eyes were bloodshot, streaked red and glassy. Her outfit, literally magic itself, was disheveled to the point of rags.
His heart broke when she raised a hand to wave, because that hand was shaking.
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The little rat creature retrieved Tenna, because one of his favorite Lightners just doesn't know when to quit training.
Tenna may not have a magical fix for everything, but he's going to make it work.
Susie deserves the world. He can at least give her a movie.
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15 Jun 2026
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Perhaps Tenna and Spamton met once before he joined TV Time studios. Perhaps Spamton swears it never happened. Perhaps it's because it's embarrassing.
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15 Jun 2026
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Susie isn't a smart kid. She knows better.
So when Tenna needs another round of repairs, she decides to find the best monster for the job.
Even if that bird is fucking annoying.
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Or, the one in which Susie drags Berdly to Castletown to fix Tenna. Everyone learns something along the way.
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05 Jun 2026
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02 Jun 2026
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Days before their anniversary, Spam rushes to put together a gift worthy of his love for Tenna.
(Written by Hatorbee and Gottawriteanegoortwo for Spamtenna Week!)
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02 Jun 2026
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This—everything about the situation—was absolutely mortifying. He was a television Darkner, for crying out loud! He was made to be on screen, to be captured on camera. Deriving anything but an entirely innocent sense of euphoria from entertaining—no, serving—others would be absolutely deviant! Downright perverse! Beyond that, he was a Dark Lord. He was a shining star of authority; he had a reputation to uphold, an appearance to maintain. If his employees knew about the twisted pleasure he got from the idea of being filmed in such a manner, he'd… well, he'd…
He was hard again. Achingly so.
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Tenna has conflicted feelings about being recorded during sex. Spamton helps him get over those conflicted feelings.Bookmarked by SecretAgent9
31 May 2026
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'Mr. Ant Tenna's Dressing Room'
Bingo. Spamton flung his cannon arm, grinned, and opened fire. The wood splintered in an instant, leaving nothing between Spamton and his sweet, sweet revenge.
"OH [Cathode]!" Spamton sing-songed, prowling inside the darkened room with a predator's grace. His yellow-and-pink eyes cut through the shadows, giving everything an eery glow. "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU AAAAAAAAA-"
A few things happened in quick succession. First, the lights burst to life, blindingly bright against his unsuspecting eyes. Second, the set around them collapsed, revealing not an unwitting Ant's dressing room, but the giant TV Time stage.
And lastly, while Spamton was still reeling in pain and shock,
a giant f$&/!ing Gacha Ball closed around him.
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Spamton Neo wants revenge. Or, at the very least, he wants Tenna. He can figure out the details from there.
Meanwhile, Tenna is the Lord of Screens for a reason - so playing cat and mouse with a monster? He's seen that cartoon before, he can handle it. How hard can it be?
Maybe they can both get what they want.
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27 May 2026
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HOW TO [[~Sweet talk~]] YOUR WHINY, POUTING [[DILF]] [[IDIOT BOX]] MAIN SQU33ZE by Flangst
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
10 May 2026
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Tenna's been feeling a little glooby about his age lately.
NEO decides to let him know how utterly irresistible he finds him.
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- Part 3 of Care and Keeping of Your Spamton NEO
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11 May 2026
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my livid heart powers this reactor core by WrittenInUranium
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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Something [[HEAVEN]]ly has appeared in TV World, and it doesn't have good intentions. Tenna may be powerful, but he's out of his element in this fight. Can there be a good ending?
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- Part 6 of Couple's Cruise
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05 May 2026
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The Prophecy has come true, and the Lord of Screens is dying. Against his better judgement, Spamton goes to witness fate at work.
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- Part 5 of Couple's Cruise
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05 May 2026
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After a long few weeks of non-stop work, Tenna and Spamton can't keep their hands off each other.
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- Part 8 of Spamtenna Kink Fics
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04 May 2026
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Tenna has already been feeling increasingly jealous and insecure about Spamton's undivided attention to the person on the phone.
So, what happens if that same person calls during their most intimate moments?
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28 Apr 2026
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Spamton is bone tired. He can barely keep his eyes open, but he can't go back to his empty room at the mansion. In the silence, there is only ringing. His only hope is the odd solution that Tenna proposes. Maybe this will help him finally sleep.
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26 Apr 2026
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Spamton has recently been tormented by a demon that follows him wherever he goes. Convinced this is punishment for his sins, he decides the only way to repent is to whip himself while Tenna watches. Tenna is more than happy to watch!
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26 Apr 2026
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"LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt.vbs" was one of the most destructive computer worms ever to have been released onto the internet. It was able to rapidly proliferate by hijacking its victims' email programs, sending copies of itself to everyone in their address books, concealed inside spam emails.
In other words, Spamton's come down with an intestinal parasite, and he doesn't appreciate its opinions on his love life.
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26 Apr 2026
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The Angel always promises things to those who are devoted and Spamton was nothing if not a pious man. However, that doesn't mean he's unable to stray, tempted away into a flame that promised to consume him whole.
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04 Apr 2026
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Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.
(New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 27/5 to include word art up to chapter 14!)
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04 Apr 2026
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Spamton G. Spamton and Anthony Tenna want to seal the deal. Becoming the co-star of TV Time wasn’t exactly in his plans, but with Tenna’s insistence he just couldn’t say no, despite the ominous warnings he’d received from his benefactor. Whatever happens, happens.
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31 Mar 2026