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Dark and Dangerous by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Jul 2026
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Mortified and a little offended, Grian snapped, "What's so funny?"
"Nothing, nothing," Scar said, in a tone that implied there was absolutely something.
"I don't buy that for a second," Grian hissed. He reached up, missed the first time, and eventually managed to get his fists curled into the collar of Scar's shirt. It earned him another round of snickering. "Seriously, what kind of trouble's up your sleeves tonight? Are you just determined to make these next few minutes hell for me?"
"Oh? Little ole me?" Scar feigned innocence. "How could I possibly be bothering you, G? All I've done is get comfortable."
Further adding to the issue, he gave Grian's hips a teasing squeeze.
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Grian and Scar get stuck in a closet together during a game of seven minutes in heaven. Happy Pride Month!
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Kiss and Tell by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2026
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“The only way to truly know that kissing isn’t for me would be to test it.” Grian propped his head on his hand, mulling it over absently. “Specifically, with someone who’s known to not be a bad kisser.”
His roommate tensed.
Grian raised a brow. “Is something the matter?”
At the sound of his voice, a small change crossed Scar’s face. He relaxed a bit, mouth pulling into a polite smile. “Well, if a good kisser is all you need,” Scar said. “I’ve never gotten any complaints.”
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After a couple bad experiences, Grian's fairly sure kissing isn't something he enjoys. Scar seeks to change that.
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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“Think about it,” Sausage prompted. “What is the number one reason why you wouldn’t pursue someone?”
“Uh,” Apo thought about it. “Because it would distract me from my mission of protecting the princess?”
Gently, the mage patted the back of Apo’s hand, as if soothing someone after a great loss. “I was hoping you would say, ‘because they’re already taken,’ but everybody’s different.”
“Well, yeah, of course,” Apo scoffed, yanking away. “A person that already has a partner couldn’t even be considered—”
She went still.
“No,” she whispered. “No, there’s no way you’re suggesting that.”
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Fearful that Cherri might draw the attention of unfit suitors during their stay in Bannerfall, Apo decides to spread some harmless rumors. After all, who would go after a princess that was already in a committed relationship?
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Listen Closely by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous) for starlightsruby
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Mar 2026
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Finally, a piece clicked into place, and Martyn ceased his struggling. His jaw dropped.
“Grian?”
“There we go,” Grian whispered, grinning ever wider. “Now, you remember me.”
Martyn heard himself let out a breathy laugh, rife with disbelief. He stared at the other man and a twisted level of understanding settled over him. Out of all the people he’d encountered on his journeys, of course Grian would be the one he bumped into in a realm of immortal beings.
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Datastream!Martyn glitches between worlds and accidentally melds with a version of himself that he never should have been able to meet. Only another god can make things right.
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Owain wasn’t able to pause for a single breath before he’d reached the gates of Blue. A strange sickness had gathered in his gut, a guilt heaving alongside his breaths, and a sense of utter confusion to round out the mixture. He ignored Mae, Shan, and Graecie, slipped past Nom and Scott, and hid himself in his quarters before he could encounter any others.
Kitty was… too busy to see him.
For the first time since the moment they’d met, Kitty had brushed him off.
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In the days following their coronation, Kitty becomes too busy to visit, and Owain takes it with grace and humility.
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Second-Hand Spies by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Feb 2026
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To be clear, it was a favor forged out of mutual interest. Either side had something to gain from this deal. There were zero other reasons why Scar might’ve accepted Grian’s invitation without really considering it. Zero.
It didn’t matter that Scar had been too distracted by Grian’s mischievous grin to catch his question at first. It didn’t matter that his stomach had practically launched into his throat when the words actually did register. It didn’t matter that they were the same ones he’d fantasized about hearing for the better part of two years now.
“Scar,” Grian had said, dangerously earnest. “Go on a date with me.”
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Scar agrees to Grian's invitation to spy on Tango and Jimmy's date. Surely, there's no way spending Valentine's Day pretending to date his best friend will dredge up any underlying affection though, right?
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Two people dwelled that quaint, quiet cottage. The first was reclined upon a plush bed, chest rising and falling slowly, with downy pillows holding up a tired head. The other was by her side, a chair pulled up close so their fingers might intertwine, familiar and fitting. Two people rested in silence by one another’s side, knowing and accepting and coming to terms.
Two people, but only one soul.
A soul that was, at that serene moment, flickering against the pull of time.
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After being freed from Oakhurst, Apo returns home to Cherri. They live out the rest of their days together, promising that, when the time comes, they will die in each other's arms.
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“It’s so funny that you went with a vampire costume,” Avid replied. He went ahead and let himself into the house, a habit after so long of visiting. Shelby didn’t even notice the intrusion, content to shut and lock the door behind him. “You look great. Very sophisticated and intimidating.”
“Isn’t it the coolest?” Shelby brightened, giving a little twirl. “I had the contacts and the wig from a while back, but Scott helped me pick out my actual outfit a few hours ago.”
Avid froze.
“Oh?” His voice came out hoarse and barely audible. “Really? Scott helped you?”
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Shelby is hosting a Halloween party for all the professors at their university. Strange how everyone keeps showing up in the exact same costume. Stranger still that Scott seems to be behind every single instance of it.
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Shelby stood on the top of the lake’s tower, still reeling from the thrill of teleporting to their scarlet beacon, breathing in the fresh air and soaking in the sun. They turned, a massive, toothy grin on their face and determination in their heart. Scott, Pyro, and Owen loomed behind her.
“Okay, guys! No more being grumpy,” Shelby exclaimed. “It’s beach time!”
The two oldest vampires leveled her with an unimpressed look.
“Shelby, this is a lake.”
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Shelby drags the coven down to the closest thing they have to a beach. It goes better than expected.
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Hear My Voice by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jun 2025
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Grian slept fitfully. His dreams were odd, starting off normal and slowly deteriorating. He found himself on a beach with a map in his hands. That much was normal, routine. What was strange was the level of alarm that filtered through him once his consciousness realized Scar was not at his side.
And then, there was the song.
Faintly, Grian heard someone singing. It was a haunting sound, slow and looping. There were words, but the language in which they were spoken was garbled, lost in the melody. For some reason, he felt as though it wasn’t meant for his ears. He felt like it had picked someone else.
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Grian and Scar are sailors who delight in the adventure of exploring uncharted territory. Unbeknownst to them, they are not alone in the water.
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Foolhearted by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Apr 2025
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“I’m sorry, Grian,” Scar repeated. “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
For a moment, Scar thought he saw Grian’s gaze dip again, but with distance between them, and the glare from a lamp on the other man’s glasses, he couldn’t be entirely sure. It made his heart squeeze all the same.
Grian straightened, huffing, “No.”
Scar hesitated. “Are you sure?”
“Positive,” Grian said. He leaned into the couch cushions, his countenance changing with the wave of a hand. His face relaxed, his legs crossed in front of him, and a wide smile split his lips. “You’ll pay for what you’ve done in due time.”
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After an April Fool's Day prank goes wrong, and his fake flirting attempts go south, Scar has to endure an entire day of Grian giving him a taste of his own medicine.
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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Cellbit glanced up at the pilot in awe. He had a million questions, a million thoughts, a million problems. Still, he forced himself to straighten and keep on topic. “I was just wondering… who are you? Why did you save me?”
“My name is Roier,” the pilot hummed. His voice came out as melodical and smooth. It sounded like the instant right before danger struck. “And I was paid a lot of money to break you out today.”
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Cellbit is an intergalactic criminal bound for Alcatraz, and Roier is the overly-confident pilot paid by a mysterious organization to get him out. They have a long way to go before they reach their destination, especially with everything that stands in their way, so they might as well get comfortable.
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Only Just Begun by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Jan 2025
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“You want to kiss someone?”
Scar seemed to tense at the echo of his wish. His face shifted as wonderful splotches of color heated his cheeks. Those green eyes looked askance, nervous laughter filling the air around them. “Yeah, uh, y’know. I’ve never really tried out that holiday tradition. Would be nice to check it off my bucket list.”
“Oh,” Grian said, willing his voice not to break. “Have you… got someone particular in mind?”
Scar just huffed out a little laugh and sent an unreadable glance Grian’s way. "I think I’ll just go for whoever’s nearby when midnight strikes.”
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At their studio's New Year's Eve party, Grian and Scar help each other with their resolutions.
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More Than You Could Ever Know by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Dec 2024
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“Grian,” Scar started. He caught his roommate’s wrist and stepped towards him. Grian froze. “You okay? We don’t have to do this tonight if you’re too tired.”
“No, no. It’s not that," Grian said quietly, tentatively raising his gaze to something above Scar. It was only then that the latter remembered their exact situation.
Mistletoe was hanging above his head, and now Scar was holding Grian in place underneath it too.
“Oh. Shoot.” His heart beat into his throat, voice shaking a bit as he tried to laugh. “The rules of Christmas seem to have bested us once more.”
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Scar gets a troublesome gift at a party that might be the key to ending years of pining.
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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“You're right. We hadn’t met before this, but it was a lovely service.”
“I see,” the widow hummed. Pac’s interest piqued as a gloved hand was extended outward. There was a single, gold band around the widow’s finger. It was woefully plain in comparison to the elegant jewels adorning his neck. “Then, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, stranger. I am Fit.”
“Fit,” Pac repeated, savoring the taste of it on his tongue. He took the offered hand, and gently lifted it. A soft gasp escaped the widow as a kiss was pressed to his knuckles. The metal of the ring burned Pac’s cheek where they brushed together. “I am Detective Pac. My sincere condolences.”
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Pac is a detective with a case to solve, and Fit is a stylish widow with a big secret.
(The Official Hideduo Murder Mystery AU)
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Knife In My Back by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
13 Oct 2024
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“Seriously, promise me you’ll be more careful next time. I don’t know what I’ll do if you die.”
Evbo sucked in a breath.
It wasn’t a comment that required deeper thought. They were tentative allies, just until Seawatt could afford to betray him. Evbo knew that. He knew that he was playing with fire, waiting for the burn.
But, for the time being, the warmth was so nice. The concern in Seawatt’s eyes was intoxicating, inescapable. Evbo wanted to believe it was real.
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Evbo spends the night in their makeshift base before going for the Neo Legend Disc. Conversations and realizations ensue.
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Lost Beside You by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
08 Oct 2024
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In Parkour Civilization, even death was parkour. It was a level entirely its own, and one most never wanted to reach. An impossible level. An unmoving level.
Worse than prison. Worse than starvation. Worse than failure. Seawatt was stuck in place eternally. And in that way, he was the closest anyone could get to Evbo.
Godhood was lonely. Death was lonelier. They found company in each other, somehow, despite it all.
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As a god, Evbo is the only one who can interact with Seawatt's ghost. They both have their own problems to work through, but it's a little easier with some company.