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"You better not start feeling sorry for me," Bill bristles, pointing a finger at Ford. "Save your speech about all the good humanity has to offer for someone who cares, blah, blah, blah, waterworks— Do you know how many humans I possessed before you came along? So many! All your good parts come from drugs and cotton candy, and the rest is just different volumes of agony! 'Ow, my back! Oww, my old teeth! Oh, there goes my sciatica and diabetes'! In my world, I would've deleted cancer! Missed your chance for that, buddy!"
"No, in your world, you would have externalized cancer into an autonomous creature that preyed upon people like an apex predator," Ford says simply.
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Bill Cipher has to learn how to be powerless and human, dragged through the ashes of a tapestry that once depicted his godly form. Stanford Pines has to learn how to exist in this dimension again, adrift and 'purpose' completed. Stanley Pines has to learn how to resurrect a man who's been dead for thirty years.
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08 Sep 2025
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Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.
In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.
Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?Alternatively:
The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.As of right now, I’m updating this every other Sunday. If you want to know about any delays, early updates, or to come interact and check out some cool fanart, you can find me here!
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- Part 1 of A Human Condition Verse
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26 Aug 2025
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One year after Weirdmageddon, the Axolotl has returned Bill Cipher to Gravity Falls, intending to trial a new community rehabilitation program to refine the Theraprism's current failing methodologies. Embodied within the dispersed and recycled molecules of the human vessel Stanford Pines built for him 30 years ago, Bill Cipher is determined to show those bigwigs on the Theraprism board of directors what he's capable of.
Driven by the enduring need to spit in the face of authority Bill must apply himself to the task of delivering sincere and meaningful apologies to every creature he wronged in Gravity Falls to prove his penance to the townsfolk.
He intends to do this better than anyone ever has, had, or will and he has until the end of summer to prove he's truly sorry.
It'll take a scheme of epic proportions to pull this off before the summer's end. Luckily, scheming is what Bill does best. How BADS could it be?
The sequel to Knowing Me Knowing You. Inspired by
ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 3 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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11 Aug 2025