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Harry Potter decides that if wizards can’t win a war properly, he’ll just fight it like the Muggles did. Step one: rob the Dursleys. Step two: buy a pistol in a pub. Step three: hunt Lord Voldemort like a one-man Blitz.
Air-raid sirens, lipstick notes, and Molotov cocktails become the new normal. Death Eaters whisper about ghosts in gas masks. Voldemort remembers bombs that never fell on him — until Harry makes them real.
It’s half horror, half absurdity, and entirely escalation, ending with Harry Potter proving that sometimes all it takes to end a prophecy is good aim, a steady trigger finger, and humming We’ll Meet Again while the Order looks on in horror.
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03 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter and the BANGUS-BOOMUS-BANGUS CURSE by finding_truth_amongst_the_fiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Harry’s had enough of Dark Lords, prophecies, and destiny.
So when the Ministry pushes him too far, he takes matters into his own hands - with a little help from an old WWII uniform and a very unconventional “spell.”Or: The one where Harry Potter steals a gun and stops playing by wizarding rules.
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- Part 3 of Crack Fic one shots
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02 Jul 2026
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eddie and venom discover tentacle hentai by thesnapwasbrutal for blurple
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies), Venom (Marvel Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
23 May 2025
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The impulse came quick. Automatic. Muscle memory with heat behind it.
Ctrl + Shift + T.
The tab blinked back into existence like it had never left.
And Eddie—
Eddie pressed play.
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- Part 1 of eddie and venom discover...
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30 Jun 2026
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In the middle of the night, Eddie wakes from a strange, dark dream.
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30 Jun 2026
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The ever growing collection of my Veddie art
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29 Jun 2026