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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Alastor is a part of Charlie's family now. Not her silly 'hotel family.' Oh, no, he as a role and everything.

    But there's no such thing as a Monster Under The Bed Day, so Father's Day will have to suffice if he's to be celebrated. Pity he has to share with Lucifer...but perhaps he won't be so obnoxious today, either. They did form a pact, after all.

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    My deepest apologies for the late update. Recently, one of my coworkers needed to believably murder someone, so I was placed in a coma for several weeks. I hope you enjoy.

    Sorry for the wait. I had to perform heart surgery on a 16 year-old in an active warzone. It took a toll on me.

    hey guys sorry been busy lost a few limbs but the fight was sick as FUCK

    A certain demographic of fanfiction authors seem to be experiencing the AO3 author's curse a little bit more than everyone else. Fortunately, there's an "investigative journalist" on the case.

    (Prompt: "characters-of-your-choice's A/Ns as they go through canon events")

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    By the time Toshinori makes it back upstairs to the safety of his own four walls he is lamenting the fact that he’d already run out of All Might hours today leaving him with another three as his own secretary.

    “I need a raise,” murmurs the man who signs his own paycheck. “This is worse than fighting villains.”

    He reaches blindly for his water mug, cradling it in his hands like he can mind over matter it into doing some coffee magic for him.

    “At least I can punch those.”

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    "So, Angel, I totally get where you're coming from. And trust me, we already got rid of the big-screen TV Vox gave us when he visited—which, again, I am so sorry about. But I don't think he can spy on us through one of these older models. And, well...you're not our only guest anymore. We want to hold space for you, but we have to consider our other patrons, too, and what they—"

    Charlie cut herself off with a startled hiccup at the sound of exploding glass. She and Angel stared at the television set, green smoke billowing out of its now-broken screen. Then they turned their attention to Alastor, who stood on the other side of the parlor. His smile was placid, but his shadow writhed, and his cane was glowing.

    "One down!" he said cheerfully. Then, beckoning to the staircase, he said to Angel, "Care to lend me a hand with the rest of them, my good fellow?"

    It only took a few more seconds for Angel to overcome his shock. "Oh," he said, cracking all three pairs of knuckles, "fuck yeah."

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    After pushing Lucifer’s buttons, Alastor is condemned to an inescapable eternity of solitude. Powerless, he’s forced to confront a far greater threat than death: the slow erosion of his own mind. In the end, the question is not whether he’ll escape, but whether anything of him will be left to save.

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    27 May 2026