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Lavender challenges Hermione's right to be at Ron's bedside after he is accidentally poisoned, and Hermione comes up with an unexpected reason why she belongs there... how will they explain themselves, and what will Harry think?
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01 Jul 2026
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Le Petit Mort, or: Potentially The Worst Weekend of Harry Potter's Life by Prill_and_Quill for Mr_YK_Potter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.
A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.
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A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.
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Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.
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22 Jun 2026
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Mostly Sweat and Regret by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2025
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Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.
Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.
This is not how she planned to tell him.
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21 Jun 2026
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The Writing's on the Sand by Lysander_EventFics (Lysander12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2026
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Ron decides to be a hero.
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11 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger, The Girl Who Lived, finally realizes what's been in front of her this whole time.
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11 Jun 2026