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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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17 Jun 2026
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Here was this man, sitting like a piece of blue mold against the torn leather seat. He gloated about information and connections and honesty, but Tenna knew better than to trust the words of some stranger who thought he was on top of the world. The way he smiled, large and wolf-like, eyes scanning Tenna like he was looking for an opening to strike. Everything about him screamed untrustworthy.
But if he's not lying…
Having a connection like that could help solve the case.
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Mr. Ant Tenna is a private investigator working on the case of King’s missing son. When he meets a sleazy salesman who offers to sell him information, the case gets a lot more interesting.
Based on ohnobbsan’s PITenna AU!
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- Part 6 of Spamtenna One-Shots and Stories
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27 May 2026
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Tenna was on the decline.
If he wanted to keep his name in lights, he would be forced to get a little help from an up and coming big name in Cyber City. While not particularly impressed by their first meeting, Tenna knows that this “Spamton” fella was his best chance of getting with the times or risk being left behind.
All he needed was a little guidance and all of that little mailman’s secrets to success. He would bring him in, give him a little sweet talk, stroke his ego, and get the guy to sing like a canary.
He’d been in this business a long time, while Spamton was just getting started.
This would be too easy, he thought.
But soon, he would realize that Spamton was a more worthy rival than he’d first suspected, looking to take just as much from him and more. The question was: who would win?
Who could play the long game,
And make it out to the other side in one piece?
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- Part 1 of The Long Game
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20 May 2026
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Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –
"Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.
Well, shit.
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Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!
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- Part 1 of Not-So Fresh (re)Start
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17 Apr 2026
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Yes, yes I changed the title and yes, it's a will wood reference 🤷
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Tenna gets laid and starts to develop an obsession with Spamton.
Spamton likes to keep things under his control.
aka the author of 'Cigars' finds another excuse to write about spamtenna, what the fuck! Stone him! Do it! Show dominance!
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- Part 2 of SPAMTENNA PURGATORY🔥🔥🔥
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15 Apr 2026