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The Exoneration of Morgan Freeman (no, Not That One) by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
20 Dec 2023
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Morgan Freeman looked at Mercedes Oak-Garcia, who was just unfairly attractive for a woman who was so clearly out of her damn gourd, and then at Carol Wilson, who was even more repressed than her college girlfriend before meeting Jodie, and settled, finally, on Samantha Harker-Stampler. Practical braids, unflappable eyes, and she'd actually been at the range last night, tiny little 9mm in her smooth brown hands while Phyllis flapped her hands at Morgan in a panic.
"So, I'm going to shoot your father-in-law in the head. Are you okay with that?"
"With your bow?"
"With my bow. Her name is Dolly III. She can take down a grizzly bear, I think we can manage an old white dude."
"I'd say get in line, but I think you'll be better at it, so please, be my guest."
She knew there was a reason she'd liked Samantha.
or, Morgan deserved better, and I am determined to give it to her.
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Once, there were two Morozova sisters.
Once, there was an accident.
Once, there was magic done, and a gift given, but who will pay the price for it?
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- Part 3 of Sister, heart, darkness
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the female of the species is more deadly than the male by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV)
08 Jun 2021
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They come in pairs. The Darkling, the leader of the Second Army, Shadow Summoner and most terrifying man in Ravka, and his sister, whose eyes hide shadows just as deep, but in laughter that could almost be gentle, if you weren't looking at her eyes.
Mal knows those eyes, old and angry and terrible as they are. But the woman behind them? She knows him.
When Alina reveals who she always was to the world, and blood tells all, two childhood friends find themselves thrust into a world of intrigue, magic, and death, where one wrong move could mean the end for all of them.
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- Part 1 of Sister, heart, darkness
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"Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks." Song of Songs.
Alina is radiant, and here, and his.
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- Part 2 of Sister, heart, darkness
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There is nothing keeping Caleb awake but his thoughts, this night. Or, there was nothing keeping him awake, until he heard a voice in his mind.
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Desperation and anger in the night is not a good start, but then, what is?
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A slightly different world, where Aleksander Morozova is born (two minutes) after a sister, Kira. What is the Darkling when he has never been alone? What is the impact that even one person can have? What does the Sun Summoner mean in this new world where plots have been in existence for centuries, and her now at the center? And what is Malyen Oretsev, this amplifier with dreams of gifts unpaid-for and worlds beyond the one in which he was born? Magic, politics, love; all turns on this truth: gifts are never free. But who will pay the price, and what will it be, in this world?
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The main characters of the DCTV universe re-imagined as cis women. Mostly character studies along with some plot.
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Damian Wayne is kidnapped and sent back years through time. Together, he and Father – who's only been Batman for a mere six months –must figure out how to return him to his own time.
Over the course of the next week, Damian discovers that Mexican gangsters do not mess around, that social workers find Bruce annoying, that Bruce might be a little messed up, and that crystal chandeliers create the fondest memories.Oh. And Alfred has hair.
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19 Jun 2026
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02 Mar 2026
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Shawn and Gus investigate a murder on an airplane, thirty thousand feet over Las Vegas, that threatens to spoil their Fall Hiaitus.
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21 Feb 2026
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When Shawn and Gus investigate the death of a stage manager they find themselves dragged into a world of British accents and hypnotism. In order to work toward solving the case, Shawn lets himself get hypnotized on stage and proceeds to get handsy. And then bad things happen, rocks fall, everyone doesn’t-quite-die, but Gus is not happy, because his friendship with Shawn reaches tipping point.
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04 Feb 2026
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A Reasonable, Normal and Not at All Excessive Number of Knives by KaedweniTome
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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Kiyan has acquired a lot of knives over the years, some people would say too many. But those people would be wrong, because Kiyan has very good reasons for carrying every single one his knives, and every knife has a tale.
The story of Kiyan, with the unimportant parts (that is to say, the non-knifey parts) skimmed over.
Alternatively titled "The Knife and Crimes of Kiyan of the Cats"
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25 Dec 2025