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Hermione did not believe in things like auras, she’d quit Divination after all, but a chill emanated from the space. It warned of a haunted, twisted place. The abandoned house at the end of the lane you don’t dare approach on Hallowe’en. The cellar door you don’t dare open when you’re home alone. The wooded path you don’t dare cut through at night even if it would be the quickest way home.
Only darkness awaited her there. In the last aisle of Malfoy Manor’s library.
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11 May 2026
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The Only People for Me (Are the Mad Ones) by a_fine_and_private_place
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2026
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It begins and ends, much like in another life, for love of a woman.
Voldemort never faced a choice between two prophesied boys, because one of them was born a girl. A girl, he believed, wasn’t much of a threat to a wizard like him.*
*this decision aged poorly, in entirely new ways.
Or: Ivy Potter grew up surrounded by love, with a predilection for chaos instead of heroism, while Neville Longbottom had a raw scar stretched across his forehead gifting him a serpent's tongue. And just like that, a new fate, an old fate, is sealed.
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- Part 1 of The Mad Ones
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- English
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- 325,060
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- 29/42
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
02 Apr 2026
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Suspended before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry instead goes to live with Sirius in Grimmauld Place. There he learns far more than school had to teach him, and soon he realises that magic is just the beginning.
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30 Mar 2026
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After a year spent safe in Grimmauld Place, Harry returns to his sixth year at Hogwarts as the Wizarding World begins to darken, burdened with the knowledge that its future rests on his shoulders. Determined to understand his connection with Voldemort and driven to learn his own family history, he continues his search for answers. It takes him further than he ever could have imagined.
"You were born into a turbulent time, and brought that turbulence with you too, and lived within it, and caused it, an eternal cycle. A harbinger of changing days, that’s what a cast like this means. The axis on which the world will turn.” - Theodore Nott.
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- Part 2 of The Black Seasons
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- English
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- 213,030
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- 21/35
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
30 Mar 2026
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Harry is suspended in the summer before fifth year. Grimmauld Place may seem an unlikely refuge, with an erratic lord and a malicious house elf and a tendency to change when night falls. But a year away from Hogwarts offers opportunities, and Harry begins to learn what it means to be a ward of the House of Black.
'Magical families deal with the dead differently. The Potters bury theirs which is more of a statement than you’d think. It says ‘our kin are safe in the ground, we trust they will not rise’ - words your grandfather once said to me by the way, not something I just made up for dramatics. Other families don’t have such confidence.' - Sirius Black
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- Part 1 of The Black Seasons
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Hermione Granger, returning to Hogwarts after the War without Harry and Ron by her side, wants nothing more than a quiet, peaceful final year at school. Instead, she winds up with two new friends. One of them is an anonymous, charming penpal that only goes by the name of Romeo. The other is Draco Malfoy, who is far more companionable (and far more handsome) than she ever gave him credit for.
To her dismay, she develops crushes on both of them at the same time.
(Spoiler: It's less of a problem than she thinks it is.)
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- Part 1 of Two Households
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
18 Jul 2025
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“But what are the odds of two people who were born on the same day being genetically identical?” Simon asked. “Plus, everything about us that isn’t identical isn’t genetic, right? Our scars, our glasses…and we’re both missing one parent…”
Harry finally understood what Simon was implying. “You don’t think -”
“I do.” Simon looked up at him, a smile spreading across his face. “We’re twin brothers, aren’t we?”
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After a happy but rather mundane childhood with his mother, Harry Evans is desperately excited to go to Hogwarts and finally experience the full magical world. However, what Harry hadn’t been prepared for was meeting the Boy-Who-Lived, Simon Potter. The boy who, strangely enough, was somehow completely identical to Harry, down to the last messy black hair.
WBWL, but with a Parent Trap style twist.
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- Part 1 of The Parent Trap
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- 18/18
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
08 Jul 2025
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AU. Harry accidentally Apparates to an empty Grimmauld Place when he’s nine instead of to the top of the school roof when he escapes Dudley’s gang. The house is empty except for portraits and sometimes a speaking wooden face, and Harry has to kill his own food, and there’s something nasty in the cellars, and some of the portraits are mad. But this is still a vast improvement over the Dursleys.
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- Part 1 of Songs of Summer 2025
- Part 1 of Harry of Grimmauld Place
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- English
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- 21,260
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
07 Jul 2025
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
06 Jul 2025
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A little thing like his own untimely death—and implausible reincarnation as Harry Potter—won't deter Severus from his relentless quest to destroy the Dark Lord. With this timeline’s Dumbledore and Professor Snape as uneasy allies, they research soul magic and the Dark Lord’s past in an effort to sever Voldemort’s grip on the living world.
Even as the weight of his past and the shadow of Voldemort’s return threaten to consume him, Harry refuses to yield. His journey is one of defiance and devotion, standing resolute against fear and doubt as he battles to forge a future free of darkness. In a struggle that spans time and death, he must confront the fragments of his own identity—and discover if he can ever truly master his fate.
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- Part 3 of Suffer the Children
Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
11 May 2025
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If Severus Snape had more than a token amount of control over his own life, he would not have chosen to relive 1991, and he certainly would have appreciated being allowed the luxury of his own body. However, since this was the situation he found himself in, he was hell bent on making the best of it. On the whole, he expected he’d do a better job of it than Potter, and why not? After all, as a fully trained wizard with a mastery in potions, nearly two decades experience in espionage, and knowledge of the future — he’d certainly expect to do better than an arrogant teenager more focused on quidditch than his responsibilities.
In which Severus Snape learns that being The Boy Who Lived is rather more difficult than he would have expected and he overthinks everything because being a ten-year-old is boring.
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- Part 2 of Suffer the Children
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- 153,736
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- 41/41
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
11 May 2025
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
05 May 2025
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Hermione Granger has no right to turn up on Draco Malfoy's doorstep with a cigarette between her teeth, a familiar heirloom in her pocket, and a litany of agendas hidden in her shadowy potions laboratory.
When she asks him to pull down his walls of occlusion and confront things long buried by assuming the form of his one-time best friend, Draco falters. But vengeance courses through his veins, and there's nothing he craves more than a chance to take down the enigmatic and dangerous Aleksandr Nott.
Even if it means invoking the ghosts of their twisted past. Even if it means staring into the mirror and seeing Theo's face grinning back at him.
“Right now my mercy and my potion are all that stand between Theo and death.”
“By your own description, it sounds like he’s already dead.”
She didn’t let him see any of her pain, old or new. "Oh.” She blinked. “But you never asked if I could save him."
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
05 May 2025
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Up at the teacher’s table, professor Quirrell was talking to a teacher with dirty red hair hanging around her sickly pale face like a curtain. Looking past Quirrell, two poison-green eyes, devoid of any warmth or empathy, found Harry’s own brown ones, and he felt a sharp pain on his scar.
“Who’s that teacher talking to professor Quirrell?”
“Oh, you know professor Quirrell already do you? No wonder he’s looking so nervous, that’s professor Evans, the potions mistress. Don’t get on her bad side, the old hag hates students.“
Harry looked again, but the teacher was no longer looking at him. Still, Harry could not escape the nagging feeling, which he had gotten just from a glimpse of her eyes and the cruel twist of her lips, that professor Evans did not like him very much.
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
31 Dec 2024
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What if the "power the Dark Lord knows not" was Harry Potter's sudden and inexplicable ability to treat the world as if it was a video game?
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Astoria Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson are dead. The circumstances surrounding their separate ends are mysterious indeed.
Of course, there exists a link between them: the lover, the shadow... the disgraced ex-Auror, Draco Malfoy.
Driven by her penchant for intrigue, Hermione agrees to help the Auror Office by orchestrating a honey trap to seduce and ensnare Draco. Little does she know, she might just be walking into a trap of her own...
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“Do you remember when I told the minister that the Time Turner isn’t a weapon?”
“Yes.”
“I was wrong. It is a weapon. In the wrong hands, it could—it could destroy everything.”
It’s been twelve years since the war ended. Ten years since Draco Malfoy was forced from the depths of his depression by a mother and friends who refused to let him die in peace. Six years since he became an Auror for all the wrong reasons.
And for the next month, he's been assigned to protect Hermione Granger as she completes her latest invention: a new type of time travel.
You can’t change what happened, she told him. There could be catastrophic effects, cascading like ripples in a pond. So when they find themselves at the centre of a dark conspiracy that leaves them trapped in a past he’s been running from his whole life, they need to find a way home without unravelling their future.
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
15 Oct 2024
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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In which Ron realizes that maybe, just maybe, you aren't supposed to feel this way about your best mate. But only after a dance at the Yule Ball, months of being busy with other things, Cedric Diggory's death, the return of Voldemort, and a quiet knock at his door.
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Bookmarked by Sir Elliot (SirElliot)
23 Aug 2024