SiriusCatBennett



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione never meant to fall for Fred and George Weasley. Certainly not at the same time. Certainly not during a war. But love is rarely convenient, and the twins have never been ones to follow the rules. Between stolen glances, whispered moments in the quiet corners of the Burrow, and the kind of laughter that keeps the darkness at bay, she realizes too late that she’s in far too deep. Because wars don’t pause for love, and there’s no guarantee that all of them will make it to the other side.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    632
    Bookmarks:
    164
    Hits:
    7,037

    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After the War, Hermione ends up working in the Department for Magical Products Regulation and Enforcement, where she investigates the production and distribution of dangerous magical goods. When she gets assigned to a case involving the Weasley twins (who, for the record, are repeat offenders and not half as charming, attractive, or witty as they think they are, thank you very much) that involves lust-inducing pixie venom, she gets a whole lot more than she bargained for, in the very best of ways.

    ~*~*~

    "I’ll make you a deal," George says smoothly. "You take one week to look at your rulebooks over at the DMPRE and do all the research your little bookish heart can stand. If you find something black and white prohibiting us from using this particular type of venom, we’ll turn over our hypothetical supply.”

    Hermione tucks her fingers, already twitching with the desire to dig into some texts, into her elbows. “And if I find nothing?”

    He grins wolfishly. “We keep our supply. And you agree to help us with product development.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,884
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    1,038
    Bookmarks:
    308
    Hits:
    21,915

    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Hermione learns that what Ron and Harry called living may not be quite the colossal waste of time she'd once thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    1,332
    Bookmarks:
    275
    Hits:
    17,719

    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ron's been cheating on her. His brothers are even angrier about it than she is.
    Oops.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    431
    Kudos:
    7,144
    Bookmarks:
    1,853
    Hits:
    105,279

    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    Gareth, drummer for Corroded Coffin, had to sneak back into Hawkins High’s basement after the Hellfire Club game: his favorite d20 had, apparently, gotten lost somewhere in there, and he was determined to find it, come hell or high water. But when the room’s door swings open without warning and the Dungeon Master, Eddie Munson, walks back in — not alone, but with King Steve himself in tow — Gareth finds himself trapped behind a stack of cardboard scenery. Now he’s got to keep his hand clamped over his mouth and pray to every god in the D&D pantheon while Eddie and Steve act out a very special scenario all their own. A “conveniently” recovered die, some sudden and deeply unwanted insight into his friend’s personal life... and a door locked from the outside. Gareth is in for a whole night of processing what he just witnessed, and figuring out how on earth he’s supposed to look Eddie in the eyes — or at their gaming table — ever again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    475

    10 Jun 2026