Sketchris
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"You!" Michael accuses. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, he didn't tell you?" Crowley crosses his arms. All eyes go on Aziraphale, who does his best to hide his terrified expression and smile politely. "Angel, I thought you had everyone notified? Tell me at least the Metatron told them!"
"The Metatron?" Uriel repeats in disbelief.
"Tell us what!" Michael squeaks.
"Why, of my redemption of course! Courtesy of the powers of Heaven! Who saaaaved a wrrretch like meeee~" he sings, rather loudly and rolling the R's. The arch angels wince at the pitch of it. "Changed my mind on the whole second in command thing, and now I'm here to help out! Missing Messiah, I hear. Well! Seeing as Aziraphale and I are the leading experts on Earth it sounds like you need all hands on deck!"
"We surely would have been notified if you were really—" Uriel is cut off.
"Well consider yourself notified, guys!" Crowley smiles broadly. "In fact…" He jumps on Aziraphale's desk. "Hell-oooo, everyone! Guess who's back!" he shouts in a sing-song voice.
"Would you get down from there!" Michael scolds, clearly beyond annoyed.
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A S3 rewrite full of hope, silliness, and an angel and demon causing trouble. -
Fire That Doesn't Burn by Sketchris
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2026
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“Do you remember that one night we went to The Ritz? It wasn’t too long ago now,” Aziraphale brings up all of a sudden. Crowley gives him a puzzled look.
“Yes, I think I do remember,” Crowley looks past him and swirls his wine around. “Which was it, the dozenth time or the second dozenth time I took you to The Ritz this last year?” he asks rhetorically, ever the epitome of sass.
“Well, it’s about what happened…after.” Aziraphale fidgets in his seat.
“What, the bill?” It almost looks like Crowley’s face is trying to contort into one giant question mark.
“No, no. After we got back. The, um…” Aziraphale makes a bobbling gesture with his head as though trying to shake the words out. “That,” he finishes.
Crowley stares mouth agape as he thinks about this, his eyebrows colliding so viciously, one might think they were fighting to switch places.
After a good few seconds of facial contortion, Crowley shifts with realization.
“Oh,” he puts simply. “Yes, that.” Crowley sits up a little straighter.
OR - Crowley and Aziraphale have been in a relationship for a small while and Aziraphale doesn't know how to ask to have sex -
Like Ivy by Sketchi (Sketchris), Sketchris
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
05 Mar 2026
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Disillusioned with city life, Vash moves back to the old farmhouse of his childhood. He's determined to restore the old dilapidated property to its former beauty, but that doesn't mean he can't help several of the (somewhat eccentric) townsfolk with their own struggles along the way.
Or: Vash develops a relationship with the rancher down the road and his desperate desire to help others lands him in all manner of situations.
(Started out as a Stardew Valley AU and ended up more as a Farm AU with heavy inspiration from Stardew Valley, as well as my own experiences as a gardener).
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Boris’s leg bounces between the confines of the wraparound schooldesk, his fingernails dig sharp into his clasped hands. He’s maybe half aware of the lessons scrawled on the chalkboard, the scrape of chalk and the droning instruction of the history teacher. He’s not watching them. His gaze is instead fixed on the pencil grooves in the wood of the desk, scribbled into sharp angles. Truth be told, besides fighting off the fatigue of lost hours of sleep, he doesn’t feel as bad or as sad as he thought he might.
In fact, he’s not sure he feels anything at all.
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An exploration of Boris Habit's childhood in highs and lows. Warnings for references to child abuse, panic attacks, self-harm, and self-loathing. -
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Putunia balances down the length of the wood divider of the garden bed, then descends with a mighty leap into a 3-point landing. She dusts the bark chips off her gloves and deploys her hand-binoculars, scanning back and forth with robotic precision.
“ENEMY SPOTTED!” Putunia shouts, zooming in to enhance on a small sprawling vine poking through the yellow autumn leaves.
With a burst of righteous energy, she grasps the weed by the base, ripping out the roots that run in all directions. "HAAH!" she exclaims, imagining the bursting clumps of soil pelting her face to be sprays of blood in a scene of heroic carnage.
OR: Putunia finds a spider while gardening and confronts her own insecurities. It's also a look at Kamal and Boris's relationship through her eyes. A very silly story about familial love and healing. With Illustrations! (Will update with more illustrations in the future)
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Earth Survival Training with Maza, Dikorin, and Pif by Sketchi (Sketchris)
Fandom Invader Zim
31 Jul 2024
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The Planet Earth, located far beyond the conquered reaches of Irken Territory, is a seemingly innocuous planet compared to the hostile and inhabitable world of planet of Sklong with its dry heat and acidic atmosphere, nor is it as deadly as Planet Disco, whose record-breaking rotation speed jettisons its fragile mirror-like crust into space like shrapnel. And it's certainly no Planet Crabbo, the well-known and oft feared wandering planet famously made entirely of angry crabs. Man, are those crabs angry about something. Nevertheless, Planet Earth has its own deadly surprises that could easily overcome even the strongest Irken, if unprepared. Luckily, Commander Maza is an expert on all naturally caused Earth-disasters and she's willing to share her knowledge and training. Sign up now, if you think you've got what it takes.
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“Rather forward of you,” Aziraphale says, perfectly calm in speech if not in thought.
Crowley's scoff echoes down the line. “Forward? Two nights ago you rode me so hard, you'd think it was the Royal Ascot.”
“Crowley!” Aziraphale slaps a hand to his chest, even if Crowley isn’t there to see it.
“Her Majesty the Queen herself cheering you on and everything.”
That is… an arresting mental image.
“His Majesty, now, remember?” says Aziraphale, lightly chiding. In reality, he is just as put out by the matter. There is something so gloriously refined about a queen regnant. “Unless you're referring to—”
“Camilla? Absolutely not.” Crowley makes a noise like a piece of farm equipment that has run over a tree branch. “Hashtag not my queen.”
“Hash… tag…?”
Aziraphale has catalogued all the little snippets of sound that come from Crowley's mouth, and the ensuing sigh definitely falls into the “fond” category. “Just get your kit off, angel.”
Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.
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how do you like them apples? by quitequaintrelle for carrythesky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale has the gall to laugh between all those maddening groans of his, kicking his hips forward pointedly, his index finger twirling around a lock of Crowley’s hair. “Darling, please.”
“Working on it,” Crowley growls.
Buttons have become the bane of his existence in their retirement. Trousers. Waistcoats. Various collared shirts, fastenings running down the front and taunting him from their snug place at the wrist. Tortoiseshell, mother-of-pearl, fabric-covered—all of them are Crowley's arch nemeses. Aziraphale would probably don undergarments with a hundred fussy little buttons if he could get away with it, like… like some kind of chastity belt designed specifically to fuck with Crowley's welfare.
The final button successfully freed, Crowley practically hoots with triumph.
That's when something hits him square on the crown of his head, bouncing off to land on the ground next to him—an apple, glossy and red.
Aziraphale and Crowley adjust to a new arrival at their cottage.
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This work will be used to ensure all of the images I use in my fanfics still work. I doubt they'll stop working this time, so it is also just a simple collection of everything in one place.
The first chapter is a tutorial on how to put images into your own works and comments.
Bookmarked by Sketchi (Sketchris)
25 Jun 2026
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The Loophole, or, How to Convince a Demon God Exists in Three Easy Steps by fellshish
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Oct 2023
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Ah, yes. Being an Archangel is going splendidly. Aziraphale accidentally erases God from the Book of Life.
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in which aziraphale finally gets a cellphone by edensdelights
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2024
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A look into Crowley and Aziraphale's daily lives, as told through text messages.