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counterproductive by galacticbestbuds
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
07 Dec 2020
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“It’s just for one night… will you please think about it, Saiki-kun?”
Her puppy-dog eyes do not work on him.
Unfortunately, they work on God.
OR: Because what better way to get back at Teruhashi’s scumbag brother than pretend to be her boyfriend for the night? A lot of ways, actually. It just so happens that this way also involves promises of coffee jelly.
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"-So sweet," Saeyoung finishes and pretends to wipe a tear away. "My little brother, all grown up. Stealing cars and saving my ass. I'm so happy."
"Save your happiness for later. We're camping out at your girlfriend's place."
"WHAT?!!" Saeyoung grips the back Saeran's chair and whines when Saeran pushes his head back. "How do you even- We can't. She doesn't know about-" He gestures up and down at the bruises on his face and the blood on his battered mission outfit. "All this!"
Saeran clicks his tongue on the roof of his mouth as he pulls onto a busy street. Like Saeyoung, he's careful to avoid major roads with traffic cameras. "You really think I didn't bug you every time you went on a date? Time to test the strength of your relationship, Hyung." He punctuates the last word with frightening sweetness.

