Sleepless_Wanderer
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+一次他叫醒亨利
略男鬼亨利，有睡煎要素，尽管如此也属于小甜饼，强制要素很弱
第一章并没有肉Bookmarked by Wakeful idiot (Sleepless_Wanderer)
05 Jul 2026
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a dance on repeat (a trance of a heartbeat) by mafalda_157
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Jun 2026
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"I said," Hans repeats, grabbing Henry's face with both hands and wrenching him around until their eyes can meet, "that I think it's time. Time to take this to the next level."
"What?" Henry shakes his head like a disobedient dog, but doesn't break the hold. "What are you talking about? What level?"
"The level, you dunce. Of physicality. Of intimacy between two souls." Hans's hips wiggle in what is probably meant to be a seductive manner, even though it feels more like a horse bucking up its rider. "Henry, you need to fuck me in the ass."
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Henry and Hans fail at having sex. Repeatedly.
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- Part 9 of young dumb and horny
Bookmarked by Wakeful idiot (Sleepless_Wanderer)
29 Jun 2026
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Hansry Hallmark Christmas movie
Hans Capon, a lawyer from Rattay, is invited to spend Christmas in Skalitz, a small town he’s helped in the past. He doesn’t have anything better planned for the holidays, so instead of drowning himself with work or sleeping the days away, he decides to agree, not knowing he's about to learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Bookmarked by Wakeful idiot (Sleepless_Wanderer)
25 Jun 2026
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Hans pulled the door close behind him and lingered under the shelter the small balcony offered, arms folded tight against the chill, his expression caught between suspicion and amusement.
“Has it happened? Have you finally lost your mind?”
Henry turned around, rain already dripping from his lashes, hair plastered to his face. Instead of answering, he bowed low and swept an arm out in invitation.
“May I have this dance, Sir Hans?”
Hans stared at him, rain beginning to speckle his shoulders.
“I thought we weren’t supposed to.”
Henry tilted his head. “Who’s going to see? The horses?”
Hans gave a soft snort but didn’t move.
“Afraid I’m the better dancer, my lord?”
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After Suchdol, Hans and Henry return to the Devil’s Den, where they must relearn their relationship from the start. Or: five times they thought they were being subtle, and one time they discovered they weren’t.
Bookmarked by Wakeful idiot (Sleepless_Wanderer)
25 Jun 2026
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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
Bookmarked by Wakeful idiot (Sleepless_Wanderer)
23 Jun 2026