SmokeyMelons
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An Origin Story for Victoria Argent - exploring how she came to be the tough as nails woman she was at the time of her death.
Victoria Argent who was not in fact born to a family of hunters, but instead to those they hunt.
Because I had questions. Seriously why does she hate werewolves so much? What was her last name before marrying Chris? Why did she attack Scott? And why did she decide death was the better option to life as a bitten wolf?
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- Part 2 of The {Plot} Bunny Suicides
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- English
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- 692
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A Story Fragment about a Hermione Granger who is back in the past.
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- Part 1 of The {Plot} Bunny Suicides
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A moment of contemplation with Justin as he thinks about Alex.
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All Alone, More or Less by SmokeyMelons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007)
01 Jul 2015
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Appleseeds: Sometimes the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. And sometimes, the apple falls before there’s even a tree.
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- Part 2 of Far Away From Here
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Shipwrecked & Comatose by SmokeyMelons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007)
28 Jun 2015
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Darcy always thought her soulmate would be appreciative of her obscure pop-culture knowledge. And while he is, he's just not quite up to date as she've thought'd he'd be.
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- Part 1 of Far Away From Here
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The {Plot} Bunny Suicides by SmokeyMelons
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Apr 2020
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This is a series of unconnected works in progress.
Most are either story fragments that I probably won't add any more to or are ideas that have been stalled for years.
All are open to adoption. Just make sure you tag me!
(And maybe let me play beta.)
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- 1,097
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- 2
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Far Away From Here by SmokeyMelons
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
01 Jul 2015
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- 45
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Grimmauld has slumbered since the death of one scion and the theft of the other; has lain still, like predator, like hunter, waiting, with only its most fervent and devoted acolyte in its walls. Grimmauld has had time to think and to ponder and to hunger in a way an ancestral seat should absolutely not be allowed to. Trapped.
And then Albus Dumbledore casts the Fidelius.
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- English
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- 43,153
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 1,531
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- 4,597
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- 2,263
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19 Jun 2026
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if you can't buy your monsters, homegrown is fine by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Jun 2024
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Ned speaks the sacred words of House Bolton, and tells the boy of what his bastard brother would have done. Tells the boy of the wars to come, and that he has sought House Bolton’s aid in the coming conflict. Tells the boy what he and his father have plotted, to ensure that future never comes to pass.
(In which Eddard Stark receives a vision, and promptly yeets his backyard sociopath at the political nightmare that is King's Landing so he can deal with magic zombies in peace. This mostly works, except where it doesn't.)
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- English
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- 13,642
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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- 9
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- 767
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- 3,064
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- 1,718
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- 42,834
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19 Jun 2026
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Bastard's Barrow by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Mar 2024
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In which Lord Stark refuses to allow Jon to take the oaths of the Night's Watch, and instead bestows upon him one of the fallen keeps the Watch once tended. In which Jon puts out the call, and Westeros' bastards answer. This, of course, changes things.
- Language:
- English
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- 15,705
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 425
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- 2,056
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- 1,114
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- 27,939
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
18 Jun 2026
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Idiots, lackwits and imbeciles - The Trials of Rickard Stark trying to save Westeros from Incompetence by RickardOnARoll (IncognitoMe)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
02 Sep 2020
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„Lord Rickard demanded trial by combat, and the king granted the request. Stark armored himself as for battle, thinking to duel one of the Kingsguard. Me, perhaps. Instead they took him to the throne room and suspended him from the rafters while two of Aerys's pyromancers kindled a blaze beneath him. The king told him that fire was the champion of House Targaryen. So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was ... well, not burn.“
Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings
But what if he did not burn?
Rickard Stark survives the attempt at burning him because the pyromancers could not tie a proper knot.
Watch as he fixes the realm, his family and shit in general from the overall incompetence of kings, lords, knights and other idiots. For though the king may be a mad lackwit, his subjects at least should have a shot at peace and happiness.
Shouldn't they?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 142,726
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,269
- Kudos:
- 2,061
- Bookmarks:
- 877
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- 138,851
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
18 Jun 2026
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Drowned in Moonlight by scarletjedi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
27 Dec 2016
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Leia Dies.
What, like that was going to stop her?
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
27 May 2026