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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    24 May 2026

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    “I want a lawyer,” was the only thing he could say in English before all the words evaporated from his mind.

    The defense attorney glared at him, stopping his movements for a second, before getting back to what he was doing - opening a folder, aligning some papers in front of them.

    “My name is Shane Hollander. I’m your public defender,” he introduced himself. He clicked his pen and got ready to take notes. “Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov, Russian, 25, right?”

    or,
    Ilya is arrested and Shane Hollander is a great lawyer. And he never loses.

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    07 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov came to Duke University with a plan: to win a championship, get drafted as the #1 pick in the NBA, then leave Duke and become an NBA Hall of Famer.

    Everything is going according to plan.

    Well. Was. It was going to plan.

    Because he meets Shane Hollander, and suddenly all he can think about is his freckles and how to steal him from his stupid boyfriend, who also happens to be Ilya's teammate.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Ilya pauses, and runs the words through his head, not sure if hes confused because of the alcohol or because the English language is just so fucking stupid. “What the fuck is that? Baby trapping? You get a baby stuck somewhere?”

    Hayes laughs, loud and bright as Barrett goes to answer, completely cuddled up against Harris, “Nah dude it's like, you're forced into coparenting the kid, the kid is what keeps you guys together, even if you don't like each other. You do it for the kid.”

    Ilya gives a confused hum, switching from person to person to see if someone can explain.

    “Hayes continues, “Like when omegas poke holes in the condoms! And just sabotage you guys’ to have a baby.”

    Ilya ohhhs in understanding, and outright laughs with everyone, “Thats fucking insane!”

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    Shane Hollander isn’t great at asking for what he wants, lucky for him, Ilya is great at giving him whatever he wants.

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    Ilya finds out Shane wants to baby-trap him and he is very much on board with the idea.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander wakes, trapped, and struggles to resist a mysterious machine that seems intent on programming him into an obedient cock addict. The machine will force him into obedience using whatever means necessary.

    He resists, but eventually, he's not strong enough to fight it. Maybe it's easier to be obedient.

    Maybe he wants to be a good boy.

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    read the tags, dd:dne, dldr <3

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    20 Apr 2026