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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    24 May 2026

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    23 May 2026

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    “We lost the cup.”
    Shane blinked, unsure if he’d understood Ilya correctly. He must have misheard him.
    “You lost WHAT?”
    At least Ilya had the decency to look ashamed. “We might have lost the cup?”
    “MIGHT HAVE?!”
    “Stop yelling at me! It wasn’t my fault.” Ilya crossed his arms in front of his chest, reconsidering. “Okay. Maybe. A little bit.”

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    A Stanley cup victory. A missing cup. A sex tape.
    Chaos gremlin Ilya Rozanov at his finest.

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    07 May 2026

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    Did you figure anything out? Shane writes, and flips the page around for Ilya to read it.

    Wont like the answer, Ilya’s written, in his quick hand.

    So he doesn’t have to take the pen back, Shane just shrugs. What?

    Ilya sits down at the desk for a steady surface to explain.

    3 things
    1 its curse. if true we can break it
    2 its spell. if true we can break it
    3 we are soulmates. if true we are fucked

    “No,” Shane mutters, before he can stop himself. Immediately, he slams a hand over his mouth.

    or: Ilya and Shane are soulmates, and their bond prevents them from both talking and being apart. Unfortunately, the only thing that’ll make the pain stop is confessing the one thing they can say: that they’re in love.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue.
    Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce.

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    Ilya Rozanov refuses to get media trained and Shane gets multiple heart attacks.

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    24 Apr 2026