Snafu07
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- Kingsman (Movies) (20)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (1)
- The OC (TV) (1)
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Just Because It Burns Doesn’t Mean You’re Going To Die by Snafu07
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
21 Feb 2022
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Michelle dies in front of Eggsy when he is 10 years old. He chooses to use his Kingsman medal to keep himself out of the system. His young life changes drastically... mostly for the better. The chip on his shoulder isn’t that big yet; so can he adapt from council boy to something entirely different altogether?
Harry and Merlin are husbands, Kingsman, and fathers to their 11 year old son. Their lives are already far from boring, will this change prove to be too much for them?
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I Scream, You Scream, No More Ice Cream! by Snafu07, Stronglyobsessed
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
26 Jun 2021
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After a warm day spent outside in the yard with the kids, Eggsy and Merlin decide ice cream is a refreshing treat for their three little ones. Zach, Leo and Gemma enjoy the sweet treat before bed, and crash from exhaustion and full tummies. Merlin and Eggsy consider it a day well spent and head to bed themselves, feeling confident this will be the night none of the kids wedge themselves between them.
That is, until, Leo wakes in the night with a rather green face and bubbly tummy, subjecting Eggsy and Merlin to the wrath of what they figure out is sever lactose intolerance.
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- Part 9 of The Mycroft-Unwin Chronicles
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Eggsy works in a sex shop. He’s very good at what he does. Merlin comes in for some advice.
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Eggsy comes home to find a very out of character Merlin and tries to be as supportive as he can throughout the process of discovering what the heck has happened.
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Eggsy fails the dog test and doesn't become a Kingsman Agent. He ends up going into a vastly different line of work.
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Eggsyobsessed's Flufftober Prompts 2020 by Snafu07, Stronglyobsessed
Fandom Kingsman (Movies), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
10 Oct 2020
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Just As You Are by inexplicifics for sparrow30
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Dec 2020
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All witchers have another form - an animal which is the shape of their soul. Most witchers spend their winters almost constantly shifted, enjoying the freedom and peace that comes with their second form.
Geralt never shifts. But maybe this winter will be different.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Snafu07
04 Mar 2022
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hey, hey, hey, come pollinate me by suzukiblu
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Feb 2020
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"Jaskier," he says, and Jaskier freezes mid-struggle and tips his head back against the tree to look up at him.
"Geralt," he says, his eyes hazy and his voice a low rumble. Geralt looks at him in silence, not sure what to say. "Oh, my handsome wolf, come to eat me up?"
Jaskier is definitely not in his right mind.
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Bookmarked by Snafu07
30 Jan 2022
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Merlin has many talents and secrets - some humorous, some deadly. Eggsy and Roxy slowly discover a few.
And Eggsy learns one thing about himself.
Fun and fluff for chapter one.
Action, and Merlin backstory in chapter two.
Nursemaid Merlin and lots of snuggles for chapter three.
Chapter four and five were originally one but at over ten thousands words just had to split in two. SMUTTERY! You've been warned :)
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05 Nov 2021
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Michelle kept it together after Lee died in the marines, never married Dean, and raised Eggsy well. Eggsy joined the marines at 18 and at 24 is home on leave. He has money to spare and a desire for some nice clothes. He decides to splurge on a couple bespoke pieces from Kingsman Tailors. But he has no clue that Kingsman Tailors is a front for the most exclusive escort service in London. And that when he booked his appointment he used the code phrase for the escort services and not just the tailors.
A bespoke fitting is different than Eggsy expected.
Really, really different.
If he had known how different he definitely would have done this along time ago.
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Bookmarked by Snafu07
27 Jul 2021
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So it's not like Sam is charting this moon shit. At least, not at first. See it goes like this - full moon Steve's horny as shit, new moon he's a ragey little bitch, the waning cycles are emotional, and the waxing he is just his normal sassy self. Without even looking back at records, Sam knows now that he met Steve during a waxing crescent and the Winter Soldier reared his messy head during waning gibbous.
Sam's practically an astronomer now, for fuck's sake.
Captain Hornball pops up again, right on schedule, and Sam decides to do something about it.
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In which Sam Wilson discovers the effects of the moon on enhanced super-soldiers and has a lot of sex thanks to it.
Bookmarked by Snafu07
20 May 2021