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The buzzing stopped. Something screaming in Buck’s brain tilted and swayed before tipping over and opening his mouth before he could grab a hold of it and set it right.
“I’m getting a divorce!” Is what spills out.
Silence. Dead air. All eyes swivel to look at him and Buck is seven, ten, thirteen and jumping in front of his big sister’s bullet.
So - the thing is, Buck is not getting a divorce. Buck is not married. Buck is not in a relationship. Buck’s mouth is opening again against his will.
“I’m getting a divorce,” he doubles down.
[Buck and Eddie get divorced. Kind of]
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This fic came to me in a flu-curated fever dream inspired by the Adam Sandler rom com Just Go With It. I do not enjoy Adam Sandler films, unless I am feverish when they become the only thing I am willing to watch. I do not understand this phenomenon either.
Also this is a canon divergence au in the sense that I cannot remember the overarching plot points of the arcs I am playing with. I can’t even remember what season Boston is from. Just go with it?
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04 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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01 Jul 2025
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth
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14 May 2025
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When Merlin is tasked with interviewing the school's star footie player after he comes out, Merlin gets a lot more than quotes. He gets a new secret boyfriend.
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15 Sep 2024
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Song of you and me by Henrysquiches
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 May 2024
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henlex @henryfoxacdshipper
what if they like announce their relationship at the Grammys
Sammy @alexcurls
babe what relationship? you are delusional.
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Henry and Alex are both popular singers. There are people who think they don't even know each other, others who want them to get together; little do they know, they already are.
OR Join Alex and Henry as they announce their relationship to the world.
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02 May 2024