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    Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 57

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    Peter’s mumbling gets quieter and more spaced out until he’s not really defining the molecular formula for a glucose molecule anymore. He’s aware of every inch of space between him and Wade, how the closest part of Wade to him is his knees at the moment, how the little circles Wade draws into the nub of the tiny leaves look like they would feel really good.

    He gets that feeling in the nape of his neck and flits his view to Wade.

    Wade is looking back at him, curious.

    “You want one?” He offers with a balmy laugh.

    Peter is temporarily taken out of his stupor. He nods his head.

    Wade picks one up, and, for only a moment, Peter imagines Wade bringing the fruit to his own lips instead of Peter’s hand. He pictures Wade pressing a soft lick to the chocolate coating, then another, before sucking the strawberry's point into his mouth, kissing it. He licks more of the chocolate until the red tip shows, and he keeps lapping and lapping and lapping—

    “Say aah.”

    Or: Peter has a crush on his tutor, and Wade proves that studying is more fun with him instead.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    "Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”

    He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
    Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…

    What is he not seeing?

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 48

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    After a fight, Peter is awaken by a strange man, in the stranger’s home, and with said strange person pounding him onto the mattress.

     

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    The one in which Peter is sent to his future body right when his future self was in the middle of mind-blowing sex.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
    “What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
    “I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”

    Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
    Deadpool has to ruin that, too.

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    26 Jun 2026