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Iruka brings in a guest with a special kekkei genkai: she can see the future... of sorts. It's complicated. She can see the possibilities that the future holds based on a person's current emotional state.
So, who better to show off this awesome ninja skill on than the stoic, emotionless Sasuke Uchiha? Well, literally anyone, that's who. But I wrote this fic, so I choose Sasuke.
“Naruto,” quiet now, like the man in the vision was still getting used to the feelings he held, feelings that easily seemed to roll off his tongue. Choppy, ineloquent, but there. “I love you.”
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25 Jun 2026
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It takes Zack an entire year to successfully ask Cloud out on a date. Not for want of trying—Cloud is just really obtuse, it turns out. It's been smooth sailing since then. Ish.
“Glad you’re feeling better,” Zack whispers.
“Glad I didn’t just vomit, you mean,” Cloud laughs.
Zack shrugs and Cloud takes his hands back. Which kind of sucks.
“I’d have kissed you anyway,” Zack promises.
Cloud flusters, physically startles and half scowls as he slams his palm against Zack’s armour. It makes an obvious, loud noise, not helping Cloud’s distress at all.
“Gross,” Cloud hisses.
“You’re just that pretty,” Zack teases.Alternatively: The rules are fuzzy, but Zack doesn’t think either him or Cloud will get fired if anyone finds out they’re dating. He’s pretty sure.
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- Part 2 of that other time and place
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23 Jun 2026
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Cleaners HQ Vs. Jumping to Conclusions by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
04 Mar 2026
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Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.
Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.
Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.
The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.
The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.
What could go wrong?
(Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)
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- Part 3 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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22 Jun 2026
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Zanka Nijiku Vs. Biting Off More Than He Can Chew by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
20 Feb 2026
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Zanka's getting real sick of Jabber having the upper hand. No matter the occasion, no matter what area, the Raider always seemed to be one step ahead. And it seemed like it was going to stay that way.
At least, until a strange encounter reveals one of Jabber's potential weaknesses. Gentle affection.
This was Zanka's chance. He could finally get one over on Jabber. If it weren't for one tiny problem. Zanka's own weakness: these strange, soft feelings he's been having for Jabber.
But it's fine. All he has to do is suppress them, squish them down. Out of sight, out of mind. He was going to get a win against Jabber, a win that counted.
You see, in spite of everything, Zanka hasn't exactly learned to stop being arrogant.
It'd be fine. He can do this. Jabber won't ever have to know about these feelings.
(Spoiler Alert: It would not be fine)
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- Part 2 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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22 Jun 2026
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Jabber Wonger Vs. Violating the Laws of Science by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
14 Feb 2026
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Jabber had a good handle on things. He knew what he wanted. He knew how to get it. And recently, he knew what Zanka wanted. And he knew that he really wanted him to accomplish that (beating the hell outta Jabber). So when he wants to see Zanka laughing his head off without a care in the world, he decides the new toxin he's come across is perfect for their next fight.
But that's not exactly how it happens. Because Jabber Wonger is a scientist that doesn't like to follow all the rules.
And when the consequence of that ends up being him having to trip sit a very clingy, overly affectionate Zanka?
Well, he's not gonna regret it now.
This is not gonna permenantely affect him at all. He'll be fine. He can handle it.
(Spoiler Alert: He absolutely cannot)
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- Part 1 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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22 Jun 2026