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"What?" Naruto didn't understand what was happening. He looked like someone just told him that the Third Hokage was actually a unicorn all along and then showed him proof of said claim.
"I will come back to the village with you," Sasuke repeated magnanimously. But, after a moment of thought, he added, "if you give up on eating ramen."
The silence that befell this time rang loud in the ears of everyone present.
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Sasuke offers Naruto a deal. If Naruto gives up on ramen, Sasuke will come back with him to the village. It goes terribly wrong for everyone else.
(Originally posted on Wattpad, but it's rewritten here)
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the exposé of jun wu by miss_universe
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
16 Jul 2026
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Dianxia has been gone from the internet for years.
It's time to find out why.
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- Part 3 of wait, is this live?
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18 Jul 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
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Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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25 Jun 2026
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Time to emerge by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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“That’s good. Xiao Gongzi is smart” he congratulates him. Shen Yuan feels himself swell with pride. He’s very smart, of course! Mom always tells him so! “My name is Luo Binghe. What is Xiao Gongzi’s name?”
Shen Yuan wrinkles his nose. He doesn't want to tell him, because he's a stranger, and he shouldn't answer questions from strangers, but he's a beauty stranger-hunter who stopped hunting and listened to Shen Yuan without thinking his ideas were silly just because he was a little boy, and he seems kind, so Shen Yuan has no problem saying:
“Shen Yuan.”... Shen Yuan has very confusing memories, a lot of knowledge that a six-year-old child should not have and he has no idea where he acquired it, and a new best friend. This new best friend is Luo Binghe, he is the coolest, most powerful and strongest, and promises to help him find his way to home!
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29 May 2026
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Corrupted file by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2026
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Shen Yuan isn't stupid, though. He's read enough transmigration novels not to be a fool about it, and he's read enough immortal master and cultivator novels to know how to keep a face and emulate neutral traits and flowery language without even having downloaded his character information yet.
When it happens, it's with a:
[Syst — act ??? LUO BINGHE'S SHIZ— SHEN QINGQIU. INITIAL B POINTS: 100.]
[CORRUPTED MEMORY FILE. UNABLE TO UPDATE. ABORTED RESTART.]
[THE SYSTEM HAS NOT BEEN SUCCESSFULLY ACTIVATED. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!]
What the fuck?Every day, Shen Yuan wakes up with no memory, believing he has just transmigrated. Every day, he faces three different things: he is Shen Qingqiu, he is destined to die, and he can't do nothing about it.
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10 May 2026
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A chance encounter in the bayous of New Orleans brings forth a friendship straight out of hell.
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Vox is a failed actor and Alastor controls the stage.
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03 May 2026