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Ali, steeped in the ancient poetry of his people, knows that Arabs once recited love verses to show their beloved exactly what had been taken from the heart without permission or apology. He has felt this surrender acutely: his composure, his certainty, his very sense of direction, all claimed by this strange, fair Englishman who burns like a wildfire in the wastes.
He has written a poem. Not on paper, paper is for lesser men, for those whose memories might fail. He has etched it into his very soul, the way a brand marks a wound. And now, in the quiet of the night, with only the wind and the fading hearth as witness, Ali recites his verses to Lawrence.
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Emma, captive in the rotting underbelly of Victor’s decaying mansion, endures the unspeakable as her tormentor orchestrates her final horror.
HEED THE TAGS.
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Wing Naps by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony
01 Jun 2026
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Gallus wraps a wing around Sandbar because the pony was cold.
This is a practical decision.
A completely practical decision.
There are no emotions involved whatsoever.
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Edgar Allan Poe, the renowned mystery author has just released his latest elaborate novel to critical acclaim.
However, keen-eyed readers, including a certain genius detective from the Armed Detective Agency, have begun to notice a peculiar recurring pattern in his work.
The novels keep coincidentally featuring a brilliant detective and his bitter rival-turned-partner who share an uncanny resemblance to Ranpo Edogawa and Poe himself.
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[CASE STUDY #09]
Extensive oral mutilation followed by deliberate polymicrobial contamination resulted in rapidly progressive soft tissue infection, septic deterioration, and catastrophic facial necrosis.
Observational notes attached.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,494
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Yokohama Doesn’t Sleep at Night by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 May 2026
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Something comes to Yokohama wearing borrowed faces. It means no harm. It just wants to belong.
(This work updates irregularly. There isn’t a fixed schedule, but I’ll continue it as consistently as I can. Thank you for your patience.)
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Chuuya just wanted to tell him he had blood on his cheek.
Dazai, unfortunately, is Dazai.
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Jouno has heard ten thousand heartbeats. He can identify a lie before the speaker finishes the sentence, map a room by its echoes, hear fear before the body knows itʼs afraid.
Suehiro Tecchouʼs heart tells him nothing.
This is unacceptable.
(Or: Local man conducts weeks-long psychological experiment to make his coworkerʼs heart flutter).
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Lucy insists that you cannot just declare someone your girlfriend without consent.
Kyouka disagrees.
(Donʼt forget to show creatorʼs style!)
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Deviation from Expected Outcome by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Apr 2026
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After a failed mission, Chuuya Nakahara returns to the Port Mafia carrying more than just casualties.
Osamu Dazai is waiting for him with a prank.
Things Donʼt go as planned.
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Fluffy Ears, Wide Smiles by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Apr 2026
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Akutagawa is not staring at Atsushi’s ears.
He does not want to touch them.
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Chuuya wanted peace, quiet, and expensive bathwater.
Instead, he got:- Dazai.
- A shared honeymoon suite.
- A single futon.
- And a resort owner who thinks they’re deeply in love.
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Dazai kisses Chuuya to see what will happen.
Something does.
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In the suffocating dark of his apartment, Akutagawa is losing a battle he cannot claw his way out of. The thirst is no longer a whisper but a tyrant, devouring his body from the inside out, threatening to strip him of everything he prides himself on: control, dignity, self.
He intends to endure it alone.
Atsushi refuses to let him.
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Chuuya has always trusted his hands. Dazai has always trusted him.
It only takes one slip to ruin everything.
BSD dead dove week 2026 || Day 6: Knifeplay, Eye Trauma, Bad First-Aid.
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- Part 6 of BSD Dead Dove Week 2026
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Akutagawa knows the rules. He knows the signals, the posture, the silence expected of him. Under Dazai’s careful hand, he is reduced to something obedient, something useful, something that exists only to be shaped.
BSD dead dove week 2026 || Day 3: “Why are you being gentle now?”.
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- Part 3 of BSD Dead Dove Week 2026
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Bound by Blood and Lust by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
22 Mar 2026
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Naomi has never been good at leaving things untouched, especially not her brother. In the quiet of his sleep, she takes what she’s always believed is hers.
BSD dead dove week 2026 || Day 1: Somnophilia.
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- Part 1 of BSD Dead Dove Week 2026
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Domestic Violence (and Other Niceties) by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Mar 2026
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Kyouka only went out for lunch.
Kouyou wants to know everything.
What starts as a quiet cup of tea turns into something sharper, jealousy unraveling into possession, into punishment, into something that feels dangerously close to love.
BSD dead dove week 2026 || Day 7: Jealousy, torture (?).
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- Part 7 of BSD Dead Dove Week 2026
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Frail as Lace, Hollow as Bone by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Mar 2026
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Elise is hungry.
Mori insists she isn’t.
Between silk ribbons, hollow mirrors, and soft-spoken praise, hunger becomes something to be corrected, reshaped, and controlled.
After all, pretty girls don’t get greedy.
BSD dead dove week 2026 || Day 2: Eating Disorders.
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- Part 2 of BSD Dead Dove Week 2026
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Fyodor believes suffering brings him closer to God.
Nikolai thinks it brings him closer to Fyodor.
Unfortunately, they’re both correct.
BSD dead dove week 2026 || Day 4: self-harm.
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- Part 4 of BSD Dead Dove Week 2026