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Practicing Embedding stuff and formatting other stuff by Emmy (Somebodies_Something)
Fandoms: Practicing Embeds
10 Jul 2026
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literally the title, if you somehow come across this before my other work... check my real stuff out
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No One Could Ever Really Replace Him, Could They? by Emmy (Somebodies_Something)
Fandoms: Bones (TV)
08 Jul 2026
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Y/N takes over as the profiler, psychologist, and general shrink consultant. She knew Sweets. They were friends. When Sweets passed, you were reached out to from the FBI to take over. And Sweets has large shoes to fill.
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All a Cold Heart Needs Is a Little Warmth by Emmy (Somebodies_Something)
Fandoms: Bones (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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Based on Season 9, Episode 23, The Drama In The Queen
Reader puts up a wall around everyone naturally, but Sweets' caring nature builds the wall up even higher. It doesn't help that she has a disdain for authority and that's exactly the role Sweets got thrown into.
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Is This About the Blue-Haired Girl Whose Photo You Keep in Your Wallet? by Emmy (Somebodies_Something)
Fandoms: House M.D.
23 Jun 2026
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Starting a new job isn't particularly easy, but you know what makes it harder?
Someone you loved in college working in the same building. Another problem?
That relationship did not end well.
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Falling In Love With An Oblivious Genius by Emmy (Somebodies_Something)
Fandoms: Bones (TV)
18 Jun 2026
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I walk out of the lab, heading back to Angela’s office. As soon as I enter the room, I groan and slump down in the office chair by her.
She sighs, setting down her tablet and stylus, then looks over at me, “What happened, sweetie?”
“How can someone so smart be so God damn oblivious?”
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No blurb for this one, it's literally what the tags say. You've just gotta read it >:).
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Or Lance wakes you up by eating you out because he's bored pretty much. That's where the consensual non consent comes from.
Title comes from Anemone by Joywave.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Emmy (Somebodies_Something)
28 May 2026
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"It's not always a stud."
"What?"
"They make all sorts of tongue jewelry now. Some of it vibrates." She smirked.
He didn't have a clever response to that.Kutner chats up the Lab Tech with the Tongue Stud and it goes much better than he thought it would.
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- Part 1 of The Talented Tech
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Zack's mental assessment is due and guess who has to find a way to use psychology on him. Yep, that's right, Sweets and he really doesn't want to do it.
Not because it will be a pain (and it will be) but because he can't think straight around the clueless genius, who he doesn't want to upset.
But he has a plan, trick him into it. Invite him to hang out and ask him a series of inconspicuous questions.
Zack will forgive him, eventually. Right?
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- Part 2 of Bones
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Winter brings more than just cold. A body found behind a grocery store dumpster should be just another case, but something about her—frostbitten and nameless—feels personal. Maybe it’s the silence she left behind. Maybe it’s the silence Zack won’t break.
You’re used to reading bones. You’re less practiced at reading people—especially him. As the lab hums with antiseptic, insects, and unspoken things, you try to focus on the work. But grief has a way of pulling threads, and this time, it might unravel more than a mystery.
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readers sister dies ;(