SomeoneIMayOrMayNotBe
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Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.
(Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)
[This is a completed story. It's told entirely through pesterlogs, so any action happens offscreen. For this reason, I'm choosing to maintain the "Teen and Up" rating. If you are a younger teenager, you may find some of the subject matter upsetting or disturbing. Please proceed with caution. If something makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip to a happier chapter or stop reading entirely. Trigger warnings will be included at the beginning of individual chapters to help you make informed decisions.]
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I'm basically rewriting the Bad Dad route, because a slut-shaming Robert makes no sense, and I want a true happy ending for these dorks! Cult Ending compliant, because I'm also a sick freak, and I want to dig my fingers into those dark and filthy Robert/Dadsona/Evil!Joseph dynamics.
You do not need to have seen either ending or to have played the game at all in order to enjoy this fic. That being said, fans of the game will recognize a lot of the scenes and bits of dialogue. Enjoy!
[I haven't completely abandoned this fic, but I'm discouraged by how insanely huge this project turned out to be. There's research and worldbuilding and cross-referencing and way too many chapters, with a complicated timeline that I can't seem to keep straight in my head. There's a chance I'll continue this but won't finish it. Hopefully it's an enjoyable ride either way. If you'd rather wait until it's fully written before you give it a read, I totally understand.]
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PaY No aTtEnTiOn tO ThE TrOlL BeHiNd tHe cUrTaIn by SomeoneIMayOrMayNotBe
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Mar 2019
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A continuation of the canon conversation in which Gamzee propositions Tavros (https://www.homestuck.com/story/3986). Tags, etc. to be updated as new content goes up (it's less spoilery that way). This fic does get downright filthy, so expect the rating to go up.
For the purposes of this fic, I like to pretend all of the characters are 18+ and nowhere close to sexually naïve. If your imagination doesn't allow for this departure from canon, you might want to find something else to read.
[ON HIATUS - There's a very good chance I won't finish this one. My hard drive died and my phone drowned in the same week, so I lost the draft version, the backup for the draft, and all of my notes. It's been years now, I can't for the life of me remember how the last chapter was supposed to go.]
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Kink AU: their aspects are their kinks. We're starting with John because it's tame and sweet : )
[This was my first fic and it kind of makes me cringe now, but I'm leaving it up since I figure maybe teenage readers will appreciate it? It's definitely the least dark/disturbing fic I've ever written, and it's not graphic at all.
I'm not sure if I'll ever continue this series, but if I do, it will be with an aged up version of the characters.]
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- Part 1 of Kinkstuck
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This is the story of how Dave would have reached god tier, if Andrew Hussie were a huge perv like me.
[I probably won't finish this, because I'm older now and I feel weird sexualizing teenage characters. Unfortunately there's no way to age them up in the context of this story.]
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Nobody told Grimmjow it was Kurosaki's birthday.
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09 Sep 2025
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Ichigo and Orihime were high school sweethearts and now they're a respectable married couple with a perfectly fine little suburban house and a child. (Well, tolerably fine. The house, not the child. The child is great.) They are sweet and loving and supportive and there is nothing missing in their life. Nope! Nothing.
Nelliel and Grimmjow sure as hell aren't married, and never mind being respectable in any way, but they managed to breed somehow so they're gonna have to deal with that. As soon as they manage to deal with being jobless and evicted.
Surely those two people they had a pretty bad run-in with as teenagers are not going to be of any help, though... Oh.
Huh.
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27 Apr 2025
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After Inoue's powers splinter out of control, Ichigo is given a second chance at a first impression with Grimmjow—and is forced to make a choice he never asked for.
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01 Mar 2025
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It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now Hal is trying to save his life. Dirk doesn't really want to be saved, and especially not from his wiseass roommate who hates his guts.
This fic is currently on hiatus while I focus on finishing other ones.
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- Part 2 of Temptations
Bookmarked by SomeoneIMayOrMayNotBe
18 Jun 2019
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It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now his roommate, Hal, has to deal with his crap. He definitely doesn't want to be doing this. Not a bit. He doesn't even like Dirk.
This fic is currently on hiatus while I focus on finishing other ones.
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- Part 1 of Temptations