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“It could be worse” the voice says flippantly, just out of view. “You could be haunting some buzzkill”
“You’re not real” Pyro mutters, turning away to walk deeper into the forest, hoping to find his way back to the path.
“And really” he continues, uncaring of Pyro, “It’s your own fault. Honestly, who on earth is stupid enough to walk into the night with two strangers?”
Pyro feels their fists clench.
“Oh. Ha! Well, I guess you are” He mocks, smiling. Pyro can’t see him, but they know he’s smiling. “No surprise there”
“You’re not real” Pyro repeats, swiftly shutting his eyes when he catches the glimpse of a figure standing beside him.
Or, Vampires SMP. But what if Czeslaw was haunting Pyro
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27 Dec 2025
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You're Fighting On The Wrong Side (So Take My Hand And Rest) by CrimsonNight14
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, SMPEarth
17 Jan 2025
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For Techno, pain is part of his everyday life. It's like an old, familiar friend at this point, because being hurt and hurting others is all he knows. He knows exactly how it feels to watch the light leave someone's eyes as they take their final breath, knows the feeling of blood on his hands that never seems to wash clean.
Being a hybrid who’s spent far too long getting passed from one terrible owner to the next, he's learned to follow orders like a perfect little soldier. And that's what his newest owner wanted him for, because surely someone who spent months in a fighting pit would be perfect out on the battlefield.
So he'll keep on fighting until the day the fighting stops, and he'll do whatever he can to ensure that the war ends.
And he knows that there's one way to best do that.
Kill the Angel of Death.
Should be easy, right?
Or an emduo story in which Techno fails to assassinate Phil--Angel of Death and General of the opposing army--but instead of being killed, he gains his freedom and a friend.
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- Part 3 of QSMP & Emduo Mega Collection
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All Our Shadows Suggest the Sun by theteaandbiscuits
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
16 Sep 2025
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Despite it being over four years since the death of Hotguy, Scar still lives day-to-day with the damage from the incident, unable to work through the trauma from the systemic abuse of the hero committee due to his glorification of his Hotguy days. Cub, his manager and best friend, reaches out to a ghostwriter to help Scar publish a book about Hotguy and the failings of hero culture.
The ghostwriter, Grian, has been running from a painful past for the last few years, hiding himself and spinning his life into one of medial routines in a desperate attempt to feel normal again.
Perhaps together they can help solve each other's traumatic past-identity deaths.~
Hero AU with messy desertduo/scarian situationship exploring toxic celebrity culture, working through old trauma & guilt, coming to terms with disabilities and unhealthy relationships.
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- Part 40 of MCYT
- Part 1 of Heart of a Hero Universe
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01 Sep 2024
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Angst angst angst
Oh loe Grian’s trauma
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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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05 Jun 2024
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Hahah dysfunctional captive/captor to friends pog
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Alternates by Voiceless_Endergirl
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
19 Mar 2026
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Mumbo is a stealth hero going undercover into the Mafia. He can't figure out why he's already known as an important figure, and had supposedly just left to go undercover in the Heroes' Association.
Jumbo is a high-ranking Mafia member going undercover in the Heroes' Association. He can't figure out why he's supposedly been training at the Tower from the past two years, and had just left to go undercover in the Mafia.
Identical twins, polar opposites, but more similar than they may seem.
A switch of worlds, an unexplainable situation, a separation, and an unexpected reunion.Bookmarked by SomethingOutdated
03 Jun 2024
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Dsmp AND Hermitcraft, loving life today
Hero and villains
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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Which hurts worse? broken bones or a collar?
(Neither. A promise of kindness kills faster than any weapon.)
((So why isn't he dead yet?))
For as long as he can remember, Techno's been a fighter, a weapon, a tool for others to use and discard.
Maybe this time would be different. Maybe this time sweet words wouldn't come with stinging fists and promises of pain. Maybe this time he could finally wash the blood from his hands and live a simple life.
Eh.
Probably not.
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Buried to his eyes in debt from both his own failings and his son's stupid decisions, Philza Craft is forced to do the one thing he promised himself he would never do.
Buy a slave to enter the rings.
aka, the fic where Techno is an abused fighter and Philza unwittingly adopts him into his chaotic family. Will he learn he's more than a weapon to be used? Yes. Will it take a considerable amount of time and convincing? Yes. Will it be easy? Heck no, especially not with their pasts looming over them.
What was it Tommy always says? 'pog through the pain'?
Pog through the pain they will.
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- Part 1 of Broken Chains
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Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_the_BreadKing
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
08 May 2025
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“Your cheeks are so fucking chubby.” A familiar but unfamiliar voice told him factually, a childish giggle escaping from the speaker.
With a grumble, Tommy peaked an eye open, seeing Tubbo kneeling in front of him.
But… something was wrong.
Very wrong.
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RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy returns!!!! (Same universe, slightly different reality!)
This time, Tubbo messes up a potion and turns him and his friends into fucking CHILDREN. Now they're forced to go about their villainous ways as tiny forces of chaotic nature.SBI... good luck dealing with the gremlins.
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13 Dec 2023
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An AU where Technoblade, Tommy, and Wilbur are meant to be bringers of the apocalypse, and a prophecy predicts that they will destroy everything in their path. Phil, an avian with a complicated past, seems to be the only one who realizes they're just children that have been granted strong magic, so he makes it his mission to rescue them and then raise them, so the apocalypse never happens.
Main canon story is 'change fate by being aggressively kind' but there will be AUs of it, and little spin offs where things go differently.
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Bookmarked by SomethingOutdated
28 Apr 2023
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Sbi with adoption, the apocalypse, and bug jail.