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    Shane thinks quickly shutting down the panic attack he had after leaving Ilya’s place in Boston would be enough.

    Tuna melts weren't that big of a deal, were they?

    But the next day, when he is facing the Raiders, and has a certain Captain staring him down, he has no control over it anymore.

    There is only one person who can bring him back from the edge.

    Alternating POV

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “We need you to argue again,” Dykstra says suddenly.

    A few seconds of silence follow, three sets, four if you include Haasy looking up uncertainly every couple of seconds, of eyes trained on them expectantly.

    “You want us to argue?” Shane repeats slowly, confusedly.

    Bood nods solemnly. “We played the best game of the fucking season after your argument—”

    “It wasn’t because of our argument,” Shane tries to counter, but Ilya’s pretty sure he even knows it’s pointless.

    “It was because of your argument,” Wyatt says. “You need to argue on game days.”

    Dykstra points between Shane and Ilya. “We need you to argue tomorrow. No questions asked. You are the Captain and the Captain’s first man.”

    Sorry?” Shane says at the same time Ilya says, “No.”

     
    Or the Ottawa Centaurs win a game after Shane and Ilya have a petty argument and turn it into a superstition. Texting fic edition.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Hayden ran up, grabbed his hand and said in his dad-of-a-kid-having-a-meltdown voice “Hey, hey, it’s going to be okay Shane. They’re going to take good care of you. That appendix is going to come right out and you’ll be back in no time.”

    Shane’s teary eyes widened and then narrowed.

    “What?” he gasped out between shallow breaths.

    “Fuckin' hell, I told him not to say that.” the doctor muttered.

    “What do you mean? It’s not his appendix? What’s going on?”

    “Hollander is in labor and the baby is coming very soon, so Pike please let the EMT’s load him up. He’s going to Montreal General. We called his parents and they’re on their way.”

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    Shane Hollander had been under a lot of stress lately, coming out to his team, supporting his secret boyfriend, ect. So something may have slipped through the cracks and was now going to make itself known right here on the ice of this Ottawa vs. Montreal game.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    ilya.po3ahob updated their bio
    💍❤️ @shanehollander24

    sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

    Why am I in your bio like that
    Wtf Rozanov
    People are going to think we are actually together

    I do not care what people say
    we know what we have

    We have nothing???? 
    Delete it

    whatever you say sweetheart

    ilya.po3ahob updated their bio
    fuck buddies with @shanehollander24

    sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

    DELETE IT

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    Ilya very publicly thirsts his way into ex-teammate Shane's bed (and heart)

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    01 Jul 2026