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  1. Summary

    Rescued from the Seine by a determinably anonymous benefactor, Inspector Javert struggles to cope with the consequences of being left alive.

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    Post-Seine enemies-to-friends-to-lovers slow burn Valvert ft. Valjean hating himself, Javert quitting his job and hating himself, madhouses, opium addiction, religious guilt, old-married-couple banter, sleepovers, stargazing, vacations across France, falling in love and not knowing it, Cosette insisting to no avail that her father has a fire in his room, Marius being a ninny, Valjean hating himself some more, and Javert doing his least favorite thing: thinking.

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  2. Summary

    The visions are getting worse. Padmé is going to die. In an act of desperation, Anakin finally decides to do the unthinkable: actually ask Obi-Wan for help. Chaos ensues — for Palpatine's plans, anyway. Tragic.

    Revenge of the Sith fix-it inspired by Matthew Stover’s novel.

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  3. Summary

    Part 1: How’s the Heart? In the aftermath of the Hardeen incident and yet another battle with Dooku, Anakin’s tendency to be a human lightning rod finally catches up with him.

    Part 2: Come In, the Fire's Warm: As the dust settles from the Hardeen fiasco and life returns to normal, Palpatine can’t help but think that Obi-Wan’s deception is the perfect salt for Anakin’s wound.

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  4. Summary

    Canon Divergence AU beginning at TCW 4.04 “Shadow Warrior.” Inspired by Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier.

    The Sith must adapt to new situations as they arise. When Padmé Amidala refuses Dooku’s offer of prisoner exchange — General Grievous for Anakin Skywalker — they choose to convert Anakin to the dark side a bit sooner than originally planned, against his will if necessary.

    One year after Grievous’s demise and Anakin’s disappearance, a new threat now faces the Jedi Order: an assassin called Vader, who has no recollection of ever being one of their own.

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Two suicidal old men with moral scrupulosity in a three-legged potato sack race towards domesticity. Dallas 2014/Brick crossover, all adaptation decisions arbitrary.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Valjean is happy with Javert, apart from one frustrating problem.

    AKA: Javert always did like a chase.

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    It’s not easy to live with a saint, especially if you’re a sinner.

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    05 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Valjean is desperate to keep Javert from discovering the secret of Monsieur Madeleine, and tries to help the situation by distracting him.

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    02 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Valjean and Javert are old and changed and carry the past with them nevertheless. This is not always a bad thing.

    Or: two old men try kink for the first time.

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    25 Jan 2026