SporkSpawner_64
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“Hey baby,” Zaphod said into the radio. “How’s th-”
Trillian interrupted him. “Where are you?” she said.
Zaphod raised both sets of eyebrows and paused with his hand in his hair. Usually she indulged him at least a little bit.
“Well hey,” he said with a grin. “You finally ratting me out to the press, kid? How much are they paying you?”
“Where are you?” was all she said again.
In which Zaphod is slightly too late.
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Hidden deep in the code of the Memverse, you found a few strange audio files.They're not encoded in Marina's style, and don't seem to connect to anything else in the program.
It's almost as if they've come from somewhere else entirely, somehow....
Want to give 'em a listen?
a rewrite of dedf1sh's memverse letters.
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When they came to, it was cold.Neo noticed this first, before all other things- before the inky black darkness enveloping them and before the deathly silence ringing in their ears and before the sharp pain digging its claws into their left leg. All these things they noticed in time, too, but none of them were quite so disconcerting as the cold.
They struggled achingly to their feet and looked about themselves at all the nothingness of the frigid pitch. It seemed to look back, glittering with the phosphenetic lights of a recently sustained head injury.
Something had gone terribly wrong.
(wherein return of the mammalians goes a bit differently.)
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Locked In!! with the 50th Annual Camp Triggerfish Spring Music Hullabaloo by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
06 Feb 2025
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Camp Triggerfish's annual Spring Hullabaloo is the biggest, most widely renowned music festival this side of Inkadia, and for their 50th anniversary, they've brought in some big guns! Wet Floor is on scene and eager to play - nothing like rocking out and also getting the freshest breath of mountain country air, right?
Looks like the next week should be pretty easy. You know what they say - if the zapfish are willing and the creek don't rise...!
...No, actually. No one says that. But funny you should mention...
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- Part 2 of splatband shenanigans
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A LONG-AWAITED APOLOGY (that which shall never come!) by SporkSpawner_64 for critbit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
29 Dec 2024
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News travels slowly.
This is only natural, as news is most often carried on the tongues of the land folk, which means it can then only go as fast as the land folk are willing to; or perhaps their horses.
Still, you feel someone ought to have told you.
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you weren't there that day for the Naming of Things by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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"Rocky did not understand human names and titles when we met. Eridian names longer, give information on Eridian's home, associations, skills." For the first time in ages, he positioned two of his arms together, forming the design that Grace thought of like a family crest, a single design bisected.
"You should teach me to read those before we get to Erid, so I can be polite." As Grace considered the linework, already picking up on some vague ideas from the shapes in Rocky's carapace, something else occurred to him. "So… I picked 'Rocky' because your outer shell looks like stone."
"And for inspirational story of athlete who defeats human system of poverty to become great champion. Eye of the tiger."
"Retroactively, yeah." Grace bent at the hips, getting to Rocky's 'eye' level. "So what'd you name me?"
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Teinopalpus imperialis- also known as the Kaisar-i-Hind, a swallowtail, known for its green hue and rarity.
They think they're like her. They're not.
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Etched in the Surface as Evidence by gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“…Did not think you’d notice.” He finally said, slumping a little. “Did not want you to notice-“
“In what world would I have missed it, bud?” Grace huffed with an exasperated smile, nudging into Rocky’s side. “You’re the highlight of my day, y’know.”
Rocky let out a happy chirp, seemingly involuntarily. He hunched in on himself after, as if embarrassed the sound had escaped him at all, and shuffled his legs a little in the sand.
“As are you of mine.”
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or: rocky gets a new engraving, and grace is much more involved than he ever thought he could be
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i think i'll just stay here for a while by AruiI
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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The rest of Rocky's bulky little carapece situates itself in the curl of my body. I complain about his sharp edges just to annoy him. He stands his ground.
He's not sharp: the suit takes care of that. I am.
There's a little groove in my 8th rib on the left side I never noticed before. Now that the fat's gone, I can feel it. It's shaped like the concave slope of a red blood cell, and reminds me of a gravity well.
Grace is a little tired.
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- Part 3 of time passes in leaps up here
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a sneeze a day keeps rocky away by AruiI
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Apr 2026
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Grace is allergic to many airborne things. Rocky disapproves.
They also both suck at informative video-making. But that's fine — it's not like these are going up on Youtube for the entire planet to see or anything.
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- Part 2 of time passes in leaps up here