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A tree grows on Erid by dirtymakeupbrushes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is living peacefully on Erid. Peacefully until something (or someone) so monumentally bloody stains the water in his enclosure.
Simon is trying to get by on what he thinks is heaven, until he starts to mutate into something unholy.
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You know the drill it’s platonic bloodymary time
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podfic/translation welcome!
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- English
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- 52,402
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- 20/20
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- 539
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08 Jun 2026
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No one else knew the boy that lived in a high tower and rode a horse and wielded a sword. No one else knew how brave he was, or how he protected Merlin when he didn’t have to. No one else saw him, and after a while, Merlin starts to wonder if he ever saw him, either. Or, maybe Wart was someone only he could see.
Maybe Wart was only real for Merlin.
Written for Merthur Glompfest 2026
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- English
- Words:
- 17,191
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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02 Jun 2026
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Contrary to popular belief, Arthur isn't stupid. He knows that Merlin has secrets. As a matter of fact, he knows exactly what Merlin has been hiding from him for all these years: his grandfather is none other than Dragoon the Great. This... explains a lot.
In which Arthur takes two plus two, comes up with five, rounds up to six, re-evaluates and decides on four and a half, before eventually coming up with four.
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- Part 4 of Merlin Bingo 2026!
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- English
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- 15,711
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- 1/1
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- 23
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01 Jun 2026
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Good Luck, Jake! by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Heroes For Hire (Comics)
18 Jul 2022
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When Jake Lockley successfully hijacks the body from that dick Marc and that cringe nerd Steven he knows everything is going to start going his way. Killing people, joining up with loser superhero teams, and making Khonshu happy is all in a day's work for the most competent and talented alter.
Freedom's just another word for a worried wife, suspicious friends, and a rebellious alter, but it's worth it. Everybody is going to see Jake Lockley, and he won't let Marc or Steven get in the way of his starring role in his brand new life.
Turns out that it's easier to kill people than live with them. But chill out. Everything's going to be fine. Right?
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- Part 2 of best life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,599
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
- Comments:
- 266
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- 536
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- 93
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- 8,283
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18 May 2026
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don't know what i'm supposed to do (haunted by the ghost of you) by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 Aug 2019
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Stiles sees dead people. Yep. Seriously.
(He’s got this. He’s totally got this. So what if one of them is Derek’s mom?)
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06 May 2026
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Since birth, Dean Smith has been the star of a TV show, surrounded by actors pretending to be his friends and family — but he doesn’t know it. When actor Castiel Novak is cast as Dean’s new best friend, the two fall in love, and events quickly spiral out of control.
Desperate to free Dean, Castiel enters into an alliance with Dean's real family and a few other behind-the-scenes supporters. But will The Dean Show’s creator, Chuck Shurley, ever let his protagonist go?
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- English
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- 96,919
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- 17/17
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- 1,709
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05 May 2026
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A cool sort of efficiency settles over him. Dean’s not coming back, so Sam has to get up and eat breakfast and go for his run and not think about Eileen or Cas or Jack. He has to get on his laptop and look for cases and not call Jody and the girls. Sam asked for peace and he got it.
He’s inclined to think that it can go straight to hell.
- Language:
- English
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- 8,495
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- 1/1
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29 Apr 2026
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My Home Was Never on the Ground by waketosleep
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
10 Aug 2024
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“Okay,” says Desmond, not overthinking it, “I’ll accept your spiritual Fedex delivery on behalf of Earth.”
“His name is Cloud,” she says, like she nearly forgot to mention it. “Cloud Strife.” Desmond gets a fleeting mental image of wild-looking blond hair and a disgruntled expression, which is kind of funny.
“Hell of a name,” he says.
“He’s, um…” He means a lot to her, in complicated ways. “He might not… remember stuff… correctly. You’ll keep an eye on him, won’t you?” she asks a little bit desperately.
“I mean, I don’t really have any guardian angel-type powers in the Grey,” says Desmond. “Otherwise I’d be watching Earth like reality TV all the time, believe me.”
“Ah,” says Aerith. “About that."
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- English
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- 63,455
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 450
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26 Apr 2026
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must be the stranger between us by oceaniads
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
24 Oct 2022
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Turns out that what is dead may never die is a much more literal saying than Theon Greyjoy first believed.
After meeting his demise in the Dreadfort and making Ramsay's life the worst of hells, Theon decides that death isn't enough to stop him from trying to make amends and save a bunch of people—and if he can do both by canceling a certain wedding, even better.
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25 Mar 2026
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[Art] In the end I’m going to swallow your heart by fandom Galactic Empire 2023 (Team_Galactic_Empire), sosooley
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Jul 2023
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Энакин очень любит свою восьминогую хищную супругу.
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keep by TallNegotiations (dionova)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
11 Mar 2023
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Vader is a technical genius, it is a well-known fact. So, following his defeat at the hands of his old Master on Mustafar and the rise of the Empire, Vader executes his greatest act of genius to prove his dominance: he creates an artificial intelligence modeled after Obi-Wan Kenobi.
After the rise of the Empire, nothing remains of Commander Cody except for CC-2224, just another rank-and-file stormtrooper among many. He goes where he is told to go, shoots where he is told to shoot, and doesn't question it because good soldiers follow orders.
A droid told to be human meets a human told to be a droid. They meet somewhere in the middle.
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- English
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- 30,183
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- 4/4
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- 69
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- 160
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13 Feb 2026
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your atomic god by TallNegotiations (dionova)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 May 2022
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The code of a clone is a simple thing: you were made to die for the Republic, for the Jedi. Make the most of the time you have before that.
Cody, who picked his own name, who paints his armor in simple brush strokes, whose hand has never fit anything more perfectly than a blaster grip, figures out how to make the most of it.
And maybe there's a matchmaking lightsaber somewhere in there to help along the way.
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- English
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- 26,327
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- 3/3
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13 Feb 2026
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Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Nov 2025
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Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.
Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.
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- 114,389
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- 13/13
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- 678
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12 Feb 2026
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ripe with severed faith by Hornet394
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Jun 2021
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The ship from Naboo to Coruscant lands on Rattatak instead of Tatooine, and Anakin Skywalker and his mother is sold by Watto to a man covered in dark robes.
Ten years later, the beginning of the war is marked by the death of Jabba the Hutt, slain by a man who calls himself Darth Vader and wields a lightsaber that glows red like lava.
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"...What, do I smell that bad?" Daniil asked, both doubtful and incredulous at the admission that Artemy really was sniffing him.
"No," Artemy answered instantly. "Not bad, just different. Couldn't tell if it was you or not."
An embarrassing rush of dopamine flooded Daniil all at once; why was it so appealing for Artemy to like the way he smelled? He knew he likely was nothing short of noxious, soaked in sweat and laboratory-grade chemicals and tobacco, but apparently Artemy didn't mind that.
"So?" Daniil urged, knowing how strange he must seem but powerless to stop himself from prodding at the weak spot. "What do I smell like, then?"
The lamplight danced like fireflies in Artemy's eclipsed eyes. "Pink."
Daniil raised an eyebrow. "Pink?"
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Artemy canonically has a habit of smelling Daniil's moods in Pathologic 3. Horny is a mood.
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29 Jan 2026
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In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)
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- 31,173
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- 671
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06 Jan 2026
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"You want me to hold you down while we do this, Stiles?" says the incubus. In one sudden movement it has Stiles’ arm wrenched over his head and pinned it by the wrist below the headboard. "Would that make this easier for you?"
Stiles swallows. "Maybe?" This whole thing where he gets the chance to opt out of having mindblowing sex with a demon of questionable intentions is causing him more unnecessary stress than he wants to deal with. Can't it just get on with ravishing him already?
"You really think that’s what we do? You think we need to? Ever?" The incubus' breath ghosts warm against his neck. (Actually, Stiles has half an idea that ‘thinking’ isn’t much of good description of anything that’s gone through his head for a good few minutes. It’s so unfair of it to pick on him for that.)
AKA: The Medieval AU where Derek is an incubus and Stiles is so, so far out of his depth right now.
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- Part 1 of Demoniality
- Language:
- English
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- 143,768
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 288
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06 Jan 2026
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The Freudian Significance of a Cherry Tomato by rallamajoop for sillylittlehat
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
24 Dec 2024
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"Didn't you know you were naked?" asked the chaplain, who was confused all over again.
"I hadn't given it much thought," said the man in the tree who was probably Yossarian. "But then, I've been avoiding fruit on account of my liver, so I haven't eaten any of these." He proffered a juicy, red fruit that the chaplain recognised, to some alarm, as a cherry tomato of much the same species that he'd been so cruelly accused of stealing from Colonel Cathcart's office, even by Colonel Cathcart, who had been the one to insist he take it in the first place. "Want one?"
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- 7,471
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- 2/2
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- 38
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- 77
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05 Jan 2026
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Catch-22 states that you must kiss other men if your commanding officer tells you to by lawboy
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
15 May 2025
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Yossarian tries to fake homosexuality to get a dishonourable discharge. It fails, and he becomes a homosexual.
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03 Jan 2026
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london’s bloody cry by HopeStoryteller, spinanotherstory
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Vampire: The Masquerade, Mage: The Ascension
20 Aug 2025
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The year is 1868. This comes as something of a surprise to Edward Kenway, given that the last he remembers, it was 1735. The Assassins fighting to free London are definitely more surprised to discover that he's still alive—though alive is a strong word for being what most would call a vampire. But they're all still Assassins, and the city of London has been under tightening Templar control since the rumors of Edward's death were greatly exaggerated, so he might as well tag along for the Frye twins' crusade against Crawford Starrick. The world may have changed significantly over the last 133 years, but Templars still are Templars, Assassins are still Assassins, and Pieces of Eden are still very capable of wreaking havoc in the wrong hands—or repairing it, in the right ones.
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- Part 8 of Assassins and Templars and Vampires! Oh My! [Chronological Order]
- Part 3 of Assassins and Templars and Vampires! Oh My! [Posting Order]
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10 Nov 2025