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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    After an evening of some heavy drinking, Alastor gets the marvellous idea to call his (kind of ex-)best friend with a horribly regrettable proposition.

     

    This was my first time writing smut, so be gracious, I tried my best. Have fun reading!

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Following his fall from the top, Vox has been stuck in Vee Tower with nothing but spreadsheets and arguing with his partners to keep him stimulated. Lacking power, notoriety, and a body, Vox jumps at the first opportunity to better his fortunes, even if it comes from the very demon who took it all away.

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    20 May 2026

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    Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.

    Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.

    He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    "For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"

    Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.

    But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.

    Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.

    Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.

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    09 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    It was the summer of 1926, the summer when a lightning strike detonating over a million pounds of explosives in New Jersey would be the second most devastating event of the year for humanity. The most devastating would occur in New Orleans in June, and it would make so much less noise that it would go unnoticed by the entire population of Earth save the two people participating in it.

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    04 Apr 2026