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    Decided to write a wee ficlet based on this:

    sumersprklwrites: DON’T imagine a really really angry Thorin waiting until the doors of the throne room close on whatever rude guest was just there (Let’s face it, probably elves) and then IMMEDIATELY grabbing Bilbo, pulling him into his lap, and just sitting there with his face in Bilbo’s neck until he calms down. (Bilbo just sighs and pats Thorin’s hand because he knows it’s either this or Thorin throwing insults and maybe even starting wars).

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    03 Jul 2026

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    A soulmate AU wherein for Dwarves, the words on your forearm are those which your soulmate says to make you realize you’re in love with them. While Bilbo certainly isn’t a Dwarf, the ink on his arm is still evident of a bond.

    It should be easy: finish quest, find mysterious soulmate, live happily ever after. Unfortunately, nothing is ever so simple as it seems.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    So it went: the mountain was reclaimed, and the kingdom was reborn in war.
     
    There were elves, dwarves, men, horses, orcs, wargs, running, fighting, yelling, dying. Bilbo, too, ran, but he had eyes for one thing and one thing only:

    Thorin.

    And he found him, there, on Ravenhill, battling the great white orc, right where Bilbo knew and dreaded he would be. And as he dreaded, as he feared like he had never feared anything before, Thorin was struck down before his eyes, and Azog raised his blade for the killing blow.

    Bilbo didn’t even have to think. He slipped off the ring, and he charged.

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    After the battle, all seems like it's ended better than anyone could possibly have hoped for. The company is alive, and Thorin and Bilbo are soon to be married. But all is not the happy ending it seems.

    Something is wrong with Bilbo.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    5 times Thorin was courted by an unknowing Hobbit, + 1 time Bilbo was courted by a knowing king in return

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Goblins have long and bitter memories but luckily hobbits have better aim.

    Or, after his escape from Gollum, Bilbo stumbles upon the Company a little earlier than we see in the film, and proves himself more of a Took than anyone expected.

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    23 Jun 2026