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It was her.
Not similar. Not close enough to mistake. Her, precisely, in defiance of the years that ought to have settled between then and now.
The room lost depth and sound, flattening into something distant and unreal. He could not move. For a heartbeat too long, he could not think.
Shacklebolt finished his sentence: “—Miss Hermione Granger.”
For an instant the words failed to mean anything at all. They were only sound.
Then meaning arrived, sharp and disorienting. Lucius felt something slip, subtly but decisively, out of alignment.
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10 Jun 2026
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He would have it all if only she were here.
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10 Jun 2026
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
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30 May 2026
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
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29 May 2026
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
Warnings:
- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
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24 May 2026