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    “You liked what I did in the video, yes?”
    His eyelids heavy with lust and anticipation, Shane says definitively, “Yes.”
    “Okay,” Ilya says, pulling his lower lip down with his damp thumb and allowing it to flop back against his teeth. “Then get on your knees.”

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    Shane only knows of Ilya Rozanov because his sex tape leaked on campus. It only made him more intriguing.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “You're hot when you're jealous,” Ilya grins, humming as Shane kisses and licks his neck.

    Ilya’s smell is slightly different than normal. He is wearing his stupid slutty cologne he always wears when he wants to get laid, because he thinks the notes of amber and musk make him smell sexy.

    He does smell pretty sexy, admittedly.

    “Not jealous. Just horny,” Shane argues, working to unbutton Rozanov's shirt as he continues kissing his neck.

    Ilya just responds with a soft moan, clearly delighted by this turn of events.

     

    Basically, a fic inspired by the song Bathwater by No Doubt, which is one of my faves. Ilya and Shane cheat with each other, not on each other, because they're possessive and jealous boys who are menaces and can't stand the idea of the other one being with anyone else. Not angsty.

    Also, despite the /original characters tag, it's more of a mention. No long, detailed scenes or smut with those characters.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    "Shane Hollander," he said. "We are lying in the very comfortable bed you bought for me to fuck you in, in the very weird condo you bought, also for me to fuck you in."

    "It's an investment," Shane grumbled.

    "And I have just fucked you, I think, very well," Rozanov continued. "At least I do not remember any complaints."

    He swung his body easily across the bed, pinning Shane in place.

    "No complaints," Shane huffed, almost a laugh. "No complaints here."

    "So why the fuck," Rozanov said into the soft skin beneath Shane's ear, "are you asking me about other men?"

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    Or: Shane thinks what he needs to do is fuck another man. Just to see. Just to know. Just to test if it's only Rozanov who can make him feel this way.

    But he has no idea how to go about fucking a stranger without it immediately becoming a story in the tabloids.

    And he can think of only one person to ask for advice. So, in a post-coital haze, he makes the obvious move: he asks Ilya Rozanov, his extremely casual fuckbuddy, for advice on how to pick up other men.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.

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    Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.

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    19 Jun 2026