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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    After the moutain Jaskier finds himself stumbling through the start of a planned year long bender in which he doesn't care weather or not he makes it out the otherside. A kind elf running a tavern in oxenfurt helps him get back on his feet, shaky as they are and from there Jaskier becomes the Sandpiper.

    What he doesn't know is that this line of work will lead him directly into the hands of the man he was just starting to get over. Geralt of course makes everything worse, leaving Jaskier alone to pick up the peices until a very handsome witcher (Eskel) finds him and decides that Jaskier is the most important thing in the world, that it would be a privalige to help him get back up again.

    or Jaskier tries to recover from the moutain but the world seems determined to show him that he should only ever feel heartbreak until Eskel turns out to be the only constant in his life.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Why did you betray our position?” He muttered. “Is it because the goblin camp is being led by a drow? Were you always working together?”

    Tav stopped walking and Zevlor stopped alongside her. “No, we were never working together. I just... I don't know.”

    “I suppose I can understand wanting to help your own kin.” He muttered.

    “Kin isn't everything.” Tav replied. “I spent time with everyone here... got to know them. Helped the children. Got to know you. Saw your dedication. And then...”

    He raised an eyebrow. “-And then?”

    “Things changed.”

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Tav is just some random Drow that wandered into his life and continually gives Rolan a migraine. Somewhere between the annoyed pining in denial he caught feelings.

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Wren is a half-drow paladin of vengeance. Zevlor is a broken man who is breaking more still. Can they make each other better, or does life on the Sword Coast lend itself only ever to violence and sorrow?

    I’m obsessed with how much character BG3 writers give NPC’s and of course with everyone’s favorite darling tiefling paladin.

    This story is now complete. Extra thanks to littlebarghest for their reading & feedback.

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    21 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    “I’m looking for Captain Wesker.” You hold up the lunch bag, your sole piece of evidence, your justification for being here. “He forgot his lunch this morning. I wanted to bring it by.”

    A heavy silence fills the office.

    “He forgot his lunch,” the burrito guy repeats slowly.

    “At home,” the bearded man adds.

    “Where you were.”

    “This morning.”

    They’re looking at each other now, exchanging glances, having some kind of silent conversation you’re not privy to.

    “Hold on, wait.” Burrito Guy holds up the hand not holding the burrito. “Are you saying you’re-”

    “I’m his wife.” The words come out smaller than you intended. “We’ve been married since March”

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    19 Jun 2026