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Harley gasped. “Guys! Gotham Gossip isn’t blocked on the computer!”
Ivy frowned. “The tabloid paper? Why would you want to look at such sensationalized garbage?”
Harley ignored her partner’s annoyance. After having little clue about the outside world for months, she would take all she could get. “Oooh. ‘Ten Pictures of Batman That Might Hint at His Identity!’ ‘Can the Boy Wonder Catch Up to His Mentor?’ ‘Superman Visits Gotham Fifth Time This Month! Secret Lover?’”
Jonathan pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes with a heavy sigh. Jervis looked back at Harley with an amused smile. “Harleen, dear, surely that junk will rot your brain with all its nonsense.”
Joker let out a sharp “ha!” “I’m sure you would know about nonsense, wouldn’t you?”
“Wonderland is only nonsense to the sensical,” Hatter hummed. “If you don’t get that, that’s your fault.”
The conversation went over Harley’s head as she continued looking through the tabloid headlines. “Oooh! ‘Faces Behind the Masks! What These Famous Super Criminals Looked Like Before Their Turn to Villainy!’ I’m gonna look at this one.”
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Lucifer ties Alastor up for a scene and leaves for a few minutes as a power play, only to end up accidentally forgetting Alastor for hours. Now Lucifer needs to get his apology through to an unforgiving Alastor, who hurts at being forgotten by the one he'd come to trust.
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Alastor needs a way to get him out of his deal with Rosie and put a stop to Vox, and he found his answer in the diminutive little duck-making king. He. Tricking his liege into breaking his deal would be no issue so long as he plays his cards right. When Lucifer asks for a little something in return for his help, however, Alastor realizes he bit off more than he could chew, and that he drastically misjudged his adversary.
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After lacing Lucifer's social media feed with subliminal messaging, Vox achieves gets what he's been chasing for months: an invite to be the third in a private session with royal couple. His plans on dominating both the king and Alastor get upended, however, when Lucifer expects Vox to be the one to join Alastor in submission to him. Vox, who has never submitted in his life, struggles with shedding his pride and surrendering himself. Slowly, he not only learns to submit, but comes to find pleasure in it.
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Alastor laughed softly, and Vincent swore that voice was crafted by an angel. “You’re interesting,” said the radio host. “The eyes, your voice, that smile… I like you. You should come around and buy me drinks more often.” He stuck out a thin hand. “Alastor.”
Vincent blinked, looking down at the hand. Of course he already knew who Alastor was, but this wasn’t Alastor introducing himself. It was Alastor wanting to greet him and know his name. He wanted to know who he was and talk to him more. Fuck, alright then.
The hand was grasped in a strong, professional grip that Vincent had perfected over the years. “Vincent.”
“Vincent. I like that name.” Alastor flashed a grin that honestly should have landed him a spot as the face of a news station, and with a voice like that, he’d be a hit.
“It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance,” replied Vincent.
“Oh, you wouldn’t want to be my acquaintance,” Alastor said with a dismissive wave of the hand. “People tend not to stick around when they’re with me. For their own sakes, of course. Walking alongside me can oftentimes be… hazardous.”
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Tea and Stripes' Bottom Alastor Week 2025 by bananatanz, StripestheBoar
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Vox opened his eyes after a second of sitting through pain. “Hey, Al, do you think you could get rid of this virus for me? I can tell you what to do.”
This was the first Alastor was hearing of Vox having a virus, but Vox was never good at talking about his own weaknesses. Alastor didn't even know that Vox could contract viruses.
Vox added, “It'll be super easy,” in an attempt to convince Alastor to help.
Alastor imagined that Vox’s options were limited to either doing it himself, which would be a real hassle, or asking Velvette to do it, which would come with a lot of complaints. He could never ask Valentino to help with something like this, because he was blind and stupid. He would definitely erase Vox’s whole memory by accident.
Alastor hummed in consideration, wondering if he wanted to be bothered with the process of probing through Vox’s system. He considered it and thought about how this must be Vox trusting him. He knew the TV didn’t like having his hardware investigated, and he must’ve trusted Alastor a lot to let him poke inside of his essence.
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Vox trusts Alastor with removing a virus from his system and Alastor takes advantage of him while he's vulnerable.
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24 Apr 2026
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For over eighty years, Rosie has lent a helping hand during Alastor's yearly heats. As time wears on, his heats start to become more painful and unsatisfying than ever, leaving him miserable and humiliated.
Luckily, Rosie has a solution.
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- Part 1 of Ménage à Trois
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04 Aug 2025
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“You are staring.” It was a statement, not a question. Alastor wasn’t looking at him; his eyes seemed to be focused on his book. But he had apparently noticed Lucifer’s eyes on him.
Lucifer swallowed. He might as well jump into it. “Can I touch your ears?”
Alastor turned to actually look at him. His neck made an unsettling crack as he tilted his head. “Why?”
“Because, well, they’re cute.”
When your partner has fluffy ears, it’s tempting to find out just how soft they are.
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- Part 1 of Intimacy is Uncharted Territory
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15 May 2025
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Vox has a meeting with Lucifer. The king of hell seems to be more interested in fucking with the deer demon on his lap than talking to him. Not that Vox can blame him.
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- Part 3 of Bottom Alastor Week 2024
- Part 40 of My hazbin hotel fics
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What's Mine is Mine (And That Means You) by MothballMilkshake for kitsunesongs
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2024
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Lucifer had never asked to be a dominant.
Never asked, and never wanted to be.
Seriously – it was bad enough that once humans came along he felt like he had to pick a gender, but then to have this dynamic foisted upon him as a consequence of his fall? As if he hadn't already been punished enough.
None of the Submissives Lilith brought home had ever sparked that same feeling in him that she seemed to experience, that possessive desire, the urge to have them. He figured maybe his dynamic was broken, just like the rest of him.
That was, of course – until he met Alastor.
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- Part 17 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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25 Apr 2025