Sunshine_Pop
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Guillermo dropped the broom halves and deflated back into a submissive familiar. He backed away, his hands shaking and his gaze lowered.
It was the perfect opportunity to strike. Slayer or not, Guillermo's reflexes were no match for a vampire. With the element of surprise, even a baby vampire could kill him. Rip out his heart. Snap his neck. Crush his skull.
Nandor did none of these things. He just stared at the either extremely dumb or extremely loyal vampire hunter as he droned on family, gaps in resumes, and leaving.
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In which Nandor asks a few more questions after Carol dies and comes up with a questionable solution to his vampire hunting tendencies.
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The newest monster in the basement by Sunshine_Pop
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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“You bloody stupid donkey! Show him some respect!” Nadja yelled, before switching to a whisper. "At least until he unties us, then we should kill him.”
"We can't kill him! He saved us! And the house is still filthy," Nandor whispered back.
"That's a good point, my darling. We should wait till he cleans the house, then kill him," Laszlo injected.
"You know, I can still hear you. The stage is really good at carrying sounds, and all of you still have microphones on.”
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The gun is still smoking when Dick Greyson realizes he's made a grave mistake.
He didn't know the Drakes had a kid.Or, the Mafia AU where Dick assassinates Janet and Jack Drake, but doesn't expect to have a witness.
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Lucky Number Three by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Robin (Comics)
26 Jun 2024
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“We’re supposed to be partners,” Tim insists, as if he has any business telling off the man towering over him now. “If it were Dick or Jason telling you to—”
Bruce suddenly turns on Tim and snarls, “Don’t you dare try to compare yourself to them.” He jabs a finger at Tim. “Don’t ever act like you are anywhere near on the same level as they are. You haven’t earned the right. You’re nothing like Jason. You’re nothing like Dick. You’re just you.”
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Bruce isn’t acting like himself. Tim is beginning to think that he may be the problem.
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Tim finds out he's actually Dick's son, due to medical files needing to be updated and embarrassment, he pretends to be cousins instead.
Will the others find the truth?
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Bats of a Feather by bloodvvitch
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
06 Dec 2025
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Dick is fifteen when he gives birth to the most precious baby in the world.
He's still fifteen when Bruce takes them away.