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    All he wanted was a can of soup for his family— well, found family and probably like… 60 cans of soup. He should have expected failure by now, though he could not have anticipated it would taste like minestrone.

    Or: Izuku fails his soup-gathering mission, gets kidnapped by the LOV, finds some bisexual friends, has a dance party, and the League discovers UA's golden boy (and Dabi) can really shake that.

    (The League and Izuku dance to the Bisexual Anthem and Izuku laments his soup tragedy)

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.

    Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.

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    11 May 2026

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    Damian Wayne has been dead for years now, so why is Tim seeing his face in an article about Vlad Masters's new controversial, barely legal relationship?

    (Or, Damian runs away, fakes his death, and forges himself a new life... and then a new afterlife too.)

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    01 Aug 2025

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    Midoriya Izuku disappears on a sunny day in April. He simply never comes home from school one day. The police find only a single lead: his backpack and notebook on the roof of a building way off from his normal route. His notebook contains All Might‘s signature, proving the Number One Hero was the last to see him alive. But even with his help, it’s as though Izuku vanished into thin air.

    Five months later, he washes up in Okinawa.
    He isn’t the same.

     

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    22 Sep 2025

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    In a future where Kaguya exterminated every human being after the Fourth Shinobi War, Hatake Kakashi is the last one left to depart from the world of the living.

    However, Kurama - the almighty Kyuubi, the most powerful bijuu - has no intention to wait for his death. He resorts to the Jikan no Fujin, the Seal of Time, and drags himself and Kakashi back into the past to prevent Kaguya's return and finally live in peace.

    Will a relatively-good Kyuubi, a younger stuck-up Kakashi, and a confused Team Minato be enough to save the world?

    [Posted on Fanfiction.net, moved here for online archive purposes. Original title was "Kyuubi wants to live - Kakashi time-travel".]

    [Bonus chapter at the end!]

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    08 Aug 2025