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    So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Feb 2022

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    Plugged by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    26 May 2022

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

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    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    The Promised Land by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    29 Sep 2022

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    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

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    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Deadpool: Arrival by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    06 Sep 2024

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    Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.

    Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.

    Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.

    Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    #HeySpiderMan by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    07 Sep 2022

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    The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.

    Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.

    Wade aims to fix that.

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    24 Jul 2026