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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Baz totally lives up to the saying that you are supposed to look the best in your twenties. I swear he gets hotter and hotter every year.

    Give it up for Simon Snow for looking like a five-course meal so early in the morning. Every single morning. Every single day.

    Just them being obsessed with each other as usual.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    With his cousin's wedding in Sicily coming up and no time to find a date, Baz is dreading having to put up yet again with his father's blatant attempts at matchmaking him to another eligible bachelorette.

    Lucky for him, fate (with quite a bit of help from Dev and Mordelia) has other plans.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    There’s a knock on the door, and I’m pulled out of my memories.
    “Come in!” I shout, and I immediately freeze when I realise who has just entered my tattoo shop.
    Even with those black sunglasses and that blue scarf over his head that makes him look like a particularly posh grandma, I would recognise him anywhere.
    Tall, ruthless, annoyingly handsome.
    “Good evening,” he drawls, closing the door behind him and unceremoniously sitting down on the sofa in front of mine.
    “What the fuck are you doing here, Baz?” I ask.

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    10 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Simon seems steadier, more solid. He seems like he's been breathing, like his magic agitated the core of him, and he's figuring out how to soothe those angry parts.

    Apparently some of what steady Simon wants is his hands down my pants.

    I want them there, too.

    Or mine down his.

    (I'm not picky, as long as it's Simon.)

    Simon gets rid of the Humdrum. Something strange happens in the aftermath.

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    08 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    'Oh, god—I'm so sorry—I'm—' I'm stuttering. I can't help it. You wouldn't be able to either if you had just spilled the entirety of an overpriced coffee on the fittest man in London.

    In the world. Potentially. (I haven't checked, but I'd wager at least a tenner on it.)

    I'm pressing a disintegrating coffee-soaked tissue against his chest and possibly—definitely—only making things worse.

    'Stop,' he says. Baz Pitch says. To me. I'm talking to Baz Pitch. The Baz Pitch.

    BAFTA nominated Baz Pitch.

    Sexiest man alive Baz Pitch.

    My celebrity crush Baz Pitch.

     

    Simon Snow meets his celebrity crush.

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    08 Jul 2026