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Carving has always been an outlet for Izzy Hands, one he seldom shared with anyone.
Until now. Surrounded by a new crew, one that wants him, things can change.
He just must follow the grain.
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Oh what hell it is, to be known. by Exoduslair
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
06 Dec 2025
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The last thing Izzy remembered was getting shot and dying, quite painfully. At least he was pretty certain he remembered that happening. So when he woke back up on the deck of the Revenge he was all but convinced he'd landed in his own personal hell.
___________________________Or, Izzy gets flung back in time after dying, becuase what better way for the universe to say "fuck you" than to make him relive all his worst days aboard Bonnets ship. The crew hate him at present. And damn it all, he can't even blame them for it.
But maybe things can go differently this time.
Fuck Bonnet and his fucking "talk it through" philosophy, look at him! He's grown a conscience! And all that's ever done for Izzy is get him Dead!
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Izzy gets seasick more often than he tells people. He always handles it alone.
That is, until Stede finds out.
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"So, yeah, now we're trying to look after him. Please give him a little patience, he's earned it, I think."
After the kraken is seemingly killed, the ship drifts aimlessly for a week before the Gentleman Pirate makes his triumphant return. Nobody can believe what has been happening aboard The Revenge in their absence; but more unbelievable is the way that their old friends have rallied around the insufferable Izzy Hands.
While the crew are at odds over whether their tyrannical first mate is deserving of sympathy or blame, Izzy retreats to his cabin and stays there. In pain, desperately unhappy and broken down by Blackbeard, Izzy just can't bring himself to try to return to pirate life.
After all, Izzy knows what becomes of old dogs who have lost their bite.
A deep dive & reimagining of post-kraken life aboard The Revenge.
(There have been some edits since first posted)
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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He takes the glove off slowly, with care. It's all about care anyway. He actually cares for the bloody arse. Really, truly, cares about him. His soul's fucking sick with it.
Izzy never sells out Stede, and Lucius becomes increasingly invested in their First mate's life.